#zalty

Put the emo down, Ultear.

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"Why are you stopping?!"

There's a cliff, Evergreen.

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"I can barely stand!"

You just kicked him full force in the back, so I'm calling bullshit on that

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Did Elfman just fucking yeet her

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"I'm gonna fall!"

No, seriously, you're gonna knock him off the cliff, leave the guy alone

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"I think I'm gonna puke."

Me whenever Lisanna is on screen. I need that screenshot as a reaction image tbh.

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"In the Great World of Magic, those 90% cannot survive."

Dude that's like... A lot of people. You can't just get rid of them. They're necessary to running the kingdom and probably like the economy or some shit. They also employ wizards often. Non-wizards are valid and needed.

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"You will be able to do nothing, nothing, nothing, except grovel before him."

Wow, I'm so scared of the gentle emo who just wants to rest. Shut up, Rustyrose.

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"I'll be taking this arm"

That's one of the most genuinely horrific things I've ever heard.

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"Now, Ever!"

"Only the Raijinshuu and Laxus can call me that."

You really expect people to say "Evergreen" every time? That's so much effort. Ew.

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He can create anything he wants and he demonstrates with GLASSES?

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"If I wasn't your partner, you might've become an S Class Wizard. You wouldn't have lost to someone like this."

Noah fence, but I'm like 90% sure that Ever should be more powerful than Elfman. Pretty sure she's like better than a lot of people actually.

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"Don't go sniffing a lady, you pervert!"

I agree to agree, but really, stop sniffing the kid

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"Perhaps you call this masked person"

Literally no one can forget Zalty, it was such a weird experience. Wasn't he Ultear? Or am I getting that mixed up with her controlling Jellal?

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"He's like a beast."

"That's Natsu for you."

"It is?"

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"Perhaps you recall, but this man is Lahar."

No one forgot that prick. Also, the narrator is so condensending.

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"What is someone like you doing so injured?"

OH, SORRY, I'LL JUST GET RID OF THESE INJURIES SINCE MY REPUTATION DOESN'T ALLOW IT

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Ha, he came here to destroy them and now he loves them. Also, Lahar is slightly less of a dick. He now just kinda has no control over the worst parts of the situation, is aware of it, and is trying his best.

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"You may have already realised it, but he's also a Spirit."

At least Loke respected everyone's intelligence enough to appreciate that they might have noticed. UNLIKE THE NARRATOR.

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"It's rare for him to raise his voice..."

Yeah, so why is Lucy still fucking hesitating

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"Make sure to come back to me, no matter what!"

..... Aren't Celestial Spirits immortal unless banished?

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I'm sorry, but I'll never take Capricorn seriously if the subtitles keep saying "meh", it's too funny

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How long is Capricorn gonna take to realise it's Lucy? Like, really. Lucy and Layla look nearly identical. How the fuck did he take this long to realise who she was?

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"I will make the future."

There a little fuckin notification thing stuck on the screen and it won't go away 🙃 if it was any bigger, I'd abandon the site for a bit tbh. But it's not really blocking anything, so I'll deal.

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"I'm coming!"

"No, you're not."

That's fucking hilarious, but also imagine that in a smut fic

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"Is dressing in women's clothes your hobby or something?"

I can't believe his automatic reaction was "it's a crossdressing dude" and not "she was disguised last time." He's so chill about it too.

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Yeah, we're at the point where Juvia is officially a lost cause. Please tell me she at least has decent scenes left, because I honestly can't remember any. She was so great up to this point. Why did this have to happen?

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Holy shit, I forgot everything about Capricorn.

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Gray has so much faith in Loke's power, awww.

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Capricorn punched tHROUGH HIS FUCKING CHEST AND SAID "I apologise for having to be a bit rough". A BIT ROUGH? Good damn thing he did it though.

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Cana is so incredibly bisexual and loves Lucy.

Buuut I'm also a little pissed because she's being kinda selfish in making them split up at all, and even more selfish in actually just wanting to get rid of Gray. The trial is fucking paused, Cana. He can't take S Class from you right now.

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"The enemy is really strong, but we're Fairy Tail!"

I know she means that when they band together again they'll be able to beat them, but like.... It could also be taken as "Yeah the enemy is really powerful but as if that ever has or ever will stop us"

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