#ft rewatch

So, I decided to keep a new updated tierlist as the episodes go by. Here's how's it going:

(Episode 39/I have no idea)

Some characters are there already because I'm pretty sure about them still. (Just so you know, I watched FT last time in 2020)

If it's so long now I can't imagine what it will be like in the future 💀

I'm getting bored. I might take a short break after this ep.

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"Who says we're engaged?! We just happen to be stuck together, that's all."

You're literally engaged. One of you had to propose to the other, and the other had to accept. And yet. You will not stop. With the tsundere act. You are going to marry this woman.

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"You can beat him, War Cry!"

Lmao no he can't it's Orga, he's dead as fuck

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Goddammit Rogue, stop being an edgy little gay fuck. Be a happy little gay fuck.

Honestly, sometimes I think Rogue just needs to bone.

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TEAR MAGIC??? BIG MOOD. BIG. MOOD. I TOO CRY WHEN I FIGHT PEOPLE.

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Why do y'all sleep on Orga tbh, he's so funny and strong

He beat War Cry with one hit then went back and sung a song because Sting said it wasn't fun enough. Also, he's a better singer than Gajeel. No tea, just facts.

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"That Jura person sure is popular"

Levy, you're meant to be smart.... Why do you not know him..... What the fuck....

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Where did they get Mystogan's clothes though

And his staffs?? Surely those are rare fuckin staffs. Mystogan spent his life travelling and those things can't exactly be twigs he found on the ground.

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Seeing Jellal actually getting beat for once is so funny

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God, his magic is so extra

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Jellal.... No. Your girls just aren't gonna let you play yourself like that. It's just not happening. Soz hun. Die mad about it.

This scene is still so funny. Stuffing pepper into Meredy's mouth to force Jellal to eat it? Tickling Meredy to destroy Jellal in the middle of his battle? Iconic.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ARM??? WHY DID IT TURN TO A NOODLE SJDKAKSJHSKSJ

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Also why do we all collectively sleep on the fact that Jellal is ticklish

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I love seeing Wendy walk in line with the other Dragon Slayers cause when she walks with them she walks the exact same way as them. It's so jarring to see the same body language on a row of tall muscular dudes and then literally just a twelve year old girl.

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"If it means protecting everyone, I don't have to be human."

Big mood

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"He can't do it alone!"

Don't tell Laxus what he can and can't do

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"Gajeel, I'll give you support!"

"I don't need it."

Yes you do??? You've never killed a dragon before, dumbass. Having an endless iron supply is so fucking useful in a fight like that. Not to mention that Laxus is way stronger and he has three people backing him up.

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"Our guild doesn't have a Dragon Slayer."

"That's not good."

Understatement of the fucking century

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"Dragons have a keen sense of smell... But I don't have a nose!"

Big fucking mood

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"What's that Poison Dragon Slayer doing here?" Eve asked, as they stand in front of the dragon that would gladly kill them on the spot.

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"You people still don't know how terrifying a dragon's power can be."

????? They literally fought Acnologia????

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Do you eat your humans with or without the peel?

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"You can't eat the princess! She's a man!"

I mean.... Technically, that is a method. Just insist that you're all men. Act like women don't even exist. Ask what the fuck a woman is. Confuse the hell out of him, then attack when he least expects it.

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Zirconis is all talk. He never even eats anyone. Does he even like eating humans?

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Wooooo, girl power.

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"Erza! Take a break like Cana told you to!"

Not that I don't agree, but how exactly is she expected to do that?? There are dragons everywhere???? Not exactly the prime spot for a sit down.

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Future Rogue is so confused all the time. He's trying to execute this big evil plan and the dude he's trying to murder just got knocked off a dragon by a naked past version of a girl he already murdered.

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"Who flies through the air naked?!"

I mean... It's a big mood tho.

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"Eaten, huh?"

And then Natsu decided to eat a fucking dragon

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YOOOOOOOO, WHO'S THE PINK HAIRED GIRL?? SHE'S CUTE AS FUCK!!

Oh shit, Mattan Ginger!! I completely forgot she existed. teekayeh did some great art of her a while back, I loved it a lot. Why is such a good girl in such a stinky guild?? Unfair.

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"I can't... Move my leg..."

WOW, I WONDER WHY

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Jellal is so fucking great, I can't even put into words how insanely great he is

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Millianna looks so fucking betrayed by his existence and honestly, it's not the fucking time for this

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"You said you're in the middle of a battle, so I chose something appropriate for that."

*gives her the kind of outfit that will do nothing but get in the way*

The ep is called "The Angel's Tears" so I guess this one is mainly about Gray and Angel's fight

Also, in the end of ep thing for 147, Natsu said he thought he saw an angel and Happy went "you must mean me", absolute goals

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God she's so delusional

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"Is there ANYTHING I can do?"

You're LITERALLY the master of the guild. Do whatever the fuck you want, Macao. You make the fucking rules now.

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"Are you really the crybaby, klutzy, gluttonous Michelle?"

Ahkdlshajdksjs me

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"hesitant look in their eye"

Her eyes aren't hesitant, they're fucking dead

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"I won't be taken in my silly emotions."

"I follow my own heart." "it's because I have such strong feelings"

Michelle.... It's one or the other, hun.

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"You're brothers, aren't you?!"

"I have no memory of becoming his big brother!"

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SHDKSJSBJSAS THE FUCKIN RESEARCHER DUDES TOOK LONGER TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP IT THAN HAPPY DID

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"Can you hear my thoughts?"

"All I can hear is that you're going to beat me."

"Those are the only words in my head right now."

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"I always hear the voices of my friends in my head."

Oh mood. Except my voices are more likely a mental issue than just great love for my friends.

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"This is to save Lucy."

See, NATSU?? That's what a GOOD friend says. Not "it's not enough to get my blood boiling".

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AWFUL, NO THANKS, NOPE, BYE BYE

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Sorano is so fucking dramatic, oh my god

"send me into the sky like an angel!! Pierce this body!! Oh, you won't??? Then perish."

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"Natsu and Coco will do something to get my old girlfriend out of a pinch."

God, he's so stupid.

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"I know what you're doing. The kids call it "tsundere"."

I'm crying

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Dan, literally being murdered: this is a form of love too

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"if I think about it constantly, then I'll metamorphosise into an angel"

Hun......

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Sorano is all kinds of fucked up.... That girl needs some intense therapy...

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Fuckin hell, girl.... Most people get snapped out of it by the "life your goddamn life" speech but Sorano just... Went right the opposite way.

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Is Sorano being taken over by her magic a metaphor for mental illness? Cause it sure feels like it. Sorano is like never talked about, but I find her pretty interesting. Hiro Mashima almost never explores the true potential of his characters, and she's a prime example of that. There's so much about her that we can explore ourselves and we just don't.

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Gray is just such a genuinely nice person... His automatic reaction is always to help his enemy as much as he can and honestly.... I love him so much.

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These bitches really gotta pay attention to their cards. Cana gave them to them for a damn reason

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Hearing "zetsubou" in Happy's voice after being so used to hearing it from things like Monokuma or Junko Enoshima is fuckin wild

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Erik hurt Max, I will fight him. I will fight. Him. I. Will. Fight. Him.

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What do the Oración Seis even want?? I genuinely do not know what their motivation is anymore. What was their motivation the first time? I think they're the most confusing characters to me. I just don't understand what they're doing most of the time. But they're cool anyway.

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Gajeel and Juvia working together is....... Beautiful. Good friends.

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Bickslow has one eye uncovered and honestly, I'm not sure if that's safe.

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Alzack and Bisca facing off against Midnight/Brain II/Macbeth/whatever else he's called, is just...... Good. They don't get a whole lot of attention, and they deserve to have a moment in the spotlight.

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"Michelle"'s eyes are so..... Dead. She just looks dead inside and out.

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Wait, holy shit, how is the next arc the Grand Magic Games? This show is way shorter than I remember, and it's still so long.

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"we've been told to kidnap you"

"i don't have time for that"

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There's fuckin......... Over six members of the Oración Seis....... AGAIN....... YOU HAVE SIX IN YOUR FUCKING GUILD NAME, WHY DO YOU DO THIS

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"Mistress of mimicry and deception" is a pretty badass title, ngl

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Lucy, oh my god, can you actually not understand that you were betrayed, fOR FUCK'S SAKE LUCY.

The fuckin sock scene..... Kurohebi looks so done... So disgusted....look at his dumbass face....

This was almost the cutest scene ever then Kurohebi just did that instead

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Quick mini rant; if Makarov chose the teams based on teamwork, then why wasn't the Raijinshuu involved?? Should've been Laxus, Freed, Bickslow, Ever, and maybe Elfman? He's the only one I can think of who's definitely worked with them in the past. Then your B Team stays the same but with Natsu or smth replacing Laxus.

Hm.

Fic idea.

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The amount of miscommunication in this arc... Astounding.

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The one time someone actually goes "nah, I'll just shoot the wizard" and he gets punched out before he gets the chance

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Evergreen deadass has more faith in Elfman than his own sister lmao. Nice to know Lisanna thinks her brother would actually let someone like Bacchus go anywhere near her.

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Why didn't he just say no to the bet?? Lmao

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The Quatro Puppy thing is still so funny. It's such a small thing, so insignificant compared to "I want to fuck your sisters", but it's also smart. It totally slams whatever reputation they have into the ground and makes them look ridiculous. It humiliates them. It's perfect.

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Erza is so shocked by the idea that someone would leave themselves devoid of attack power in favour of sheer defense, but she does it the other way round in numerous fights. It's just a different way of doing pretty much the same thing.

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Evergreen strangling her best friend because she's so excited to cheer on her boyfriend is a mood

SHE DID IT TWICE, LET HIM BREATHE, EVER

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"It's lame, so no thanks."

Natsu calling these dumbasses the fuck out

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NATSU DID A BUTT WIGGLE

HE WIGGLED HIS BUTT

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The "Actually" thing is making me want to punch my laptop

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Imagine panicking cause some insanely bad magical item had been given to someone and you needed to find it immediately and then you find out your mate has it lmao

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"You'd lose all sense of self."

Bold of you to assume I ever had it

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"That's just treating people like tools!"

Well... No, not really. It's not their fault that they have to sever these links to achieve their goals. They'll simply be doing what is necessary. The one who was treating them like tools is the one who cast the spell.

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"Believe in yourself and shake that ass!"

Canon quote from Natsu.

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"That wizard broke out?"