"Been a while, Kakashi..."

Zabuza: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Haku: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

i've been in the mood to try and ship kakashi with some left field picks. like kisame. kiskk or something. kakashi and darui. kkdar or something IDK. i think it's fun to think about cuz obviously i LOVE OBKK THEY MAKE ME INSANE like genuinely have made me sick to my stomach but also let's live a little! have fun be loose be creative!!! kisame brings kakashi fish he caught with his mouth as gifts much like how cats bring their owners vermin they caught as gifts!!! how exciting!!! kakashi and darui are dating/married but are super lowkey about it and no one knows bc they literally never talk about it ever because they don't want to have to hear about it ever!!! plus they live so far away from each other that it's like they're not even married!!! honestly they're sort of just really good friends with a piece of paper that binds them together for life!! quite frankly i don't either of them know what marriage actually is...

i love putting kakashi in situations but not all those situations have to be scary and traumatic! sometimes he's allowed to be loved or something like it!

i think my favorite kakashi ship that's not one of his Big Four as i refer to them (obkk, kkir, kkyam, kkgai) is kakashi and zabuza because i just find them to both be irresistible and also the love triangle that could transpire once obito catches wind that kakashi is dating someone from kiri *GASP*. ooohhh the timeline is so fucked but if yagura is under obito's genjutsu i feel like obito would use that to send every available hunter and assassin anbu to dispose of zabuza expeditiously!!! because kakashi is only allowed to date one person and that person is obito and they're already married actually, thank you very much za-bu-za!!! did you give him an eye? no i didn't THINK so!