Mar 22
When people find out Yvette Preux is a real actual for-real vampire, and they get over the fear or aggression part, they're always like “why don’t you drink out of blood bags” “why don’t you drink blood from people who are already dead or that is spilled on the floor or clothing after a wound” “why don’t you dribble blood all down your fucking shirt and get it all over your chin and face”
And she’s always like “i am not goin’ to eat somezin out of a disgustin plastic bag viz fluid.” “Youx vould not eat veniso’ off ze floor or in an old carcus.” And “Do youx smear ze ‘ambeargear on yourh face an’ put it down yourh shirt?”
