Mar 22
When people find out Yvette Preux is a real actual for-real vampire, and they get over the fear or aggression part, they're always like โwhy donโt you drink out of blood bagsโ โwhy donโt you drink blood from people who are already dead or that is spilled on the floor or clothing after a woundโ โwhy donโt you dribble blood all down your fucking shirt and get it all over your chin and faceโ
And sheโs always like โi am not goinโ to eat somezin out of a disgustin plastic bag viz fluid.โ โYoux vould not eat venisoโ off ze floor or in an old carcus.โ And โDo youx smear ze โambeargear on yourh face anโ put it down yourh shirt?โ
