#yevkun

bless based yev.

THE OTP: aaaaaaaaaaa i dont have one

M/F OTP: gerocyn!! idk why but its rly cute im scream

M/M OTP: mu/priam or gangrel aaaaaaaa

F/F OTP: lucisev??? probably. mariliss as well

Fav Female: miriel!!! nah or noire as well O:Fav Male: priam?? gangrel??? i love trash

Least Fav Female: hahaLeast Fav Male: virion oo

realtalk i am legit considering changing my azujero tag to azure jerry seinfeld

who stays up late at night to read and who sleeps with their head on their lap

- they both stay up late, tho inigo usually cracks first b/c he doesn’t have legitimate sleeping problems, just priority problems www  sometimes gerome will fall asleep first, tho, and inigo gets a weird romantic trope checklist satisfaction out of gerome sleeping on his lap.

who has the more complicated Starbucks order

- inigo...................  inigo has a complicated relationship w/starbucks in that he’s actually come to despise coffee b/c the great universal law of fea modaus is that inigo must be a long-suffering starbucks employee, only now he’s roped himself into actually pretending he likes the stuff.  so he tries to disguise this by burying the coffee in so much extra shit that he can barely taste the actual drink.  gerome drinks straight black coffee.  that is it.

who wants kids and how many

- hhHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA oka y it’s canon (according to the jpn script, which doesn’t!!  make jokes abt inigo cheating on femrobin if he’s married to her!!  and instead has him admitting his whole philanderer schtick was immature self-centered disingenuous bullshit!!) that inigo wants a daughter, and i can honestly see him being a really good dad once he’s older and more mature (as mature as inigo is going to get).  gerome drags his feet half the way until he holds the baby once and falls completely in love w/it, he would give the entire world for this squishy thing that just peed on him.  they have a daughter and i need to stop myself b/c azujero shamecube child started as a joke and now i have legit future kids kids hcs, eND ME

who looks best in a tux/ gown

- they would both look Hella in suits..............

who despises the other’s favorite food

- inigo can’t stand the Pretentious Fire Emblem France food gerome likes and refuses to admit he likes b/c it makes him seem pretentious and materialistic.  restaurant dates w/these two are Wild.

who is the dog person and who is the cat person

- gerome is the lizard person who doesn’t mind cats, inigo is the dog person b/c cats mercilessly ignore him.  i’m so attached to modau olihen + inigo fam having two italian greyhounds named tibia and fibula, they are the only girls who actually want give inigo kisses.

who feeds the ducks at the park

- inigo, b/c that is a cute and fun thing to do on a date, right??  and then they’ll toss all the bread scraps into the air and roll down the conveniently placed grassy hill and make out passionately amidst the flowers, and then inigo remembers this is gerome and that this scenario is wildly unrealistic, even by the standards of his shitty imagination.  he still feeds the ducks, tho.

who cries over the aspca commercials

- both of them, staring straight ahead to pretend that the other can’t see them crying.

who has the motherly instincts

- i guess this just means who’s the more??  natural parent??  as w/most any ship, i think they just bring diff things to the table.  inigo is the Fun Dad and gerome is the Serious Dad, and i think they’d be a really good balance wrt parenting--inigo’s def easier to approach and more likely to give a kid permission to do things, and a lot of the more overt gestures of love (ie an endless string of terms of endearment) come from him, while gerome is more tacit and a v mentorly sort of dad, tho there’s a very, very deep devotion that he does sometimes find the words to articulate.  gerome is 100% the househusband, tho, everything in his life has led up to him being the perfect househusband in literally any ship involving him.

who laughs too much

- iNIGO...................... that fakey-ass “a-haha-ha” laugh he does honestly grates on gerome’s nerves so badly, esp since inigo’s actual laugh is quite sweet.  .............now that i think abt it, i’m not sure we ever see gerome laugh once anywhere in fea............child..............

who is the worst cook

- compared to gerome, inigo--you won’t die if you eat his food, but it doesn’t stand up to gerome’s cooking at all.  eventually, gerome realizes inigo is just laying it on thick w/complimenting his cooking b/c that means inigo himself never has to cook lmao

who watches too much TV

you: what kind of meme do you want me: just fuck me up

me: what kind of reply you

also its such a useless debate skill bc it literally clouds your “actual” opinion like, if u r in an actual debate you should make your position as clear as possible