#yeah weird

— it's only a couple of days left...

i stay shocked and my parents come to ask if everything is okay

and my mum says “it must be the bathroom who doesn’t want you, you spend too much time in there”

thanks mum, it nearly crashed on my head.

also she laughs and i’m like “what do you think is funny?!” and she shows me the cover of the book she’s reading:

Realised this is the first train I’ve seen in 5 months.

The current situation all around our world is unfortunate, but it can sometimes inspire ideas as pathetic as what you’re seeing right now; by reblogging this, you grant your followers permission to send the title of any piece of media whatsoever (book, movie, TV show, play, musical, opera...) to your ask box*, and you are to put in the name of the character that would fit in each of the following situations if they lived during the current lockdown (if you don’t know much about a piece of media someone sent you, you may be honest about it):

The one who believes everything the news say:

The one who constantly carries a disinfectant spray around:

The one who constantly carries a bottle of hand sanitizer around:

The toilet paper hoarder:

The one who handles social distancing best:

The one who handles social distancing worst:

The one who sleeps in every day until noon:

The one who lives entirely off junk food:

The one who actually tries to develop healthy habits:

The one who makes memes about the situation:

The one who always finds themselves undertaking all the going-out tasks (e.g. grocery shopping, dog-walking...):

The one who tries to lift everyone’s spirits up in whatever way they can:

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I made this in picrew amd uhh i just randomly made a person next to me idk why but i did