#yang hao

"Hao-ge..." Su Wan says, in that tone of his that means he's somewhere between bursting into happy tears and curling up like a pangolin out of awkwardness.

Hao-ge, who hasn't looked at either of them in a full five minutes since he'd muttered something unintelligible under his breath and shoved the crudely-wrapped package into Su Wan's hands, says, gruffly, "Don't make a big deal about it."

Li Cu says nothing, but sucks obnoxiously loudly on his drink, ignoring the radiating phantom pain from the ice slurry pressing right against his teeth. Hao-ge shoots him a Look, and says, threatening, "I swear, if you—"

"I love it!" Su Wan bursts out. "Hao-ge, I'll make sure it never, ever, ever gets dusty, and I'll show Hei-ye, and—"

"It's just a toy," Hao-ge mutters, but his cheeks are flushing with a light pink. Li Cu gives him his best, Wu Xie-esque smile, and Hao-ge says, "Shut up."

Li Cu, Su Wan, and Yang Hao: Okay.

Hei Xiazi: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Yang Hao: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Su Wan: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

They’re absolute haters

Yang Hao - Li Cus 'boyfriend, soulmate, SO', Grannys favourite, might become the next "Madame" Wu, ready to go feral at any time

Su Wan - Li Cus, best friend and brother of another mother and all that, is the kind one, everyones favourite

Kan Jian - the cousin, cinnamon roll who can kill you, the fave cousin, possible only cousin, emotional but doesn't need protection

Luo Que - Kan Jians boyfriend, the mysterious one, doesn't talk like ever, scares most of them