àšc I'M DATING A MANIAC
‷ tags: jade west x reader, fluff, tickling, 2.2k words ‷ author's note: icl twin i wrote this in like 2023 when i had covid
hey, jade west might be sadistic, overly rude, absolutely terrifying and ridiculously loud (seriously, your neighbours told you to stop inviting "your demonic girlfriend" over), but she was-
well, there is no "but".
she was a maniac.
and you loved her for it.
maybe you were a maniac too. at least that's what the students at hollywood arts all thought.
"just there for her hot looks." they heard them whisper when you and jade walked down the corridor, hand in hand. oh, if only they knew.
jade wanted to ("pull their greasy hair follicles out of their heads, see who's hot now, huh?"), but you honestly couldn't care less. you loved jade and she loved you back.
only that mattered.
the ironic thing was, the first time you laid your eyes on her... well, all you felt was a deep, rooted hatred for her.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" jade screamed at her boyfriend beck (well, ex-boyfriend now), for the millionth time.
everyone rolled their eyes neutrally. high school drama, their faces seemed to lament.
that day, you had been this new girl at hollywood arts. and jade west was shrieking with that mangled voice of hers at everything and everyone and you just couldn't take it anymore.
"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?" as soon as the words slipped out of your mouth, all heads whipped in your direction. you were sort of shocked now, definitely not used to all the attention.
you were always the keep-peace-stay-out-of-trouble-survive-high-school type of person, so the second you made a scene, the immense feeling of regret hit your stomach with a wave of nausea.
jade turned her head, slowly, predatorily, spitting the words out of her mouth like poison, "what did you just say to me?"
"jade, don't-" beck grabbed her shoulder, clearly nervous at what she was capable of. judging by her not so innocent history.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" jade practically spitted.
as stupid as it sounded, a sudden rush of anger shocked your figure as you yelled.
right back at her, surprising everyone including yourself.
"look, i'm not trying to butt my head into stuff but i'm telling you it's wrong to fight with your boyfriend in public. it's like you're begging for attention. yeah, i get that he's a real toxic guy, flirting with girls everywhere-"
beck scoffed and jade opened her mouth to interrupt you. you held up your hand. jade shut her mouth.
"but that's no reason to make such a scene. now please just take your stupid drama back home or whatever." you turned and walked away without looking at anyone, but you could feel their eyes tracing your back, leaving imprints of curiosity and awe.
even back then, jade west was a maniac.
"hey, babe?" jade ran down the stairs and kissed you on the forehead, making you jump. "whatcha doing?"
"nothing," you tried to hide it, but a few giggles made it past your mouth.
jade raised an eyebrow and smirked at you, cueing you to elaborate.
"what would the kids at school think of you now? being all cute and flirty with your babe?" you spluttered through your concealed laughter.
"oh shut up. i'm very intimidating."
she gave the same devilish smirk that never ceased to give you butterflies.
"and... jade and y/n."
sikowitz finished announcing the project pairs as you gasped in distaste. you were far from complaining, though. you didn't want to seem whiny on your first week.
"hey, wanna come over later to work on the project?"
you nudged jade as she ignored you completely. "WEST!" you yelled in her ear.
"oh hello there, y/l/n. ain't it a nice day?" she countered with her annoying southern accent that you hated so much.
"can we just get this over with? i don't like this any more than you do."
"fine, i'll come over and we'll work on it." she finally agreed, not bothering to hide her annoyed expression.
"YES!" you pumped your fist in the air, missing the ghost of a grin on her face in your bliss.
jade west was a maniac.
"you're blushing, babe." she stated as you turned redder, if that was even possible.
scoffing, you ruffled her hair, enjoying her exaggerated disgust.
"i hate you, y/l/n" she tilted her head, playfully glaring at you.
"love you too, west." you chuckled at her groan.
"you're so cheesy!"
she had no bite in her voice. you both knew how much she loved it.
you were both sprawled out on the couch, typing on your laptops as fast as you could.
"ONE MORE MINUTE ONE MORE MINUTE TILL MIDNIGHT Y/N! KEEP TYPING, WE GOTTA CATCH THIS DEADLINE."
"no shit, sherlock." you remarked sarcastically while your digits flew across the keys, nails occasionally catching in between the creases.
"well forgive me for caring about our grades."
"you're the one who forgot to come over."
your fingers felt like they were on fire and oh, how they burned. and-
"WE DID IT, Y/N! WE BEAT THE DEADLINE!"
"FUCKING HELL, JADE!"
jade clearly couldn't conceal her giant beam. and as you opened your arms in the heat of the moment, she jumped right into your grasp and hugged you, burying her face in your shoulder.
you held her tight, as if it would physically hurt to pull away from her. she didn't struggle, though. it was like- it was like she was savouring the moment as much as you were.
"did you just call me y/n?" you gasped incredulously, barely making any effort to hide your laughing.
"did you just call me jade?" she smirked mockingly right back at you.
why jade had to wait till half past eleven to come over, you never knew. it was a twenty page script, and anyone who had common sense would know that thirty minutes is insufficient.
yet you two got yourselves an âaâ anyway.
(or did she do that so it would be too late to go home alone? so she could sleep uncomfortably on your couch, though comforted by your presence?)
(or was that why you refused to sleep in your bed that night, and when jade refused to take your bed, you stayed on the couch instead, staring at jade's slightly snoring figure for hours?)
she probably didn't have the common sense to work on a project earlier. she was a maniac, after all.
"i got us tickets to that horror movie i wanted to watch!" jade bounced (yes, jade "i'm practically satan" west bounced) into your house.
you didn't bother to hide your groan as you shivered with anticipation, already petrified. tingling with nerves, you grabbed your coat (and jade's waist) and headed outside.
yeah, you were absolutely terrified of horror movies, and absolutely steered clear of them ever since you saw the exorcist accidentally when your parents were watching it.
but you would suffer through 2 hours of monsters shrieking, victims screaming and jump-scares that you would fall for every time if it meant that your girlfriend would hold you tight and close through every second.
in the darkness of the movie theatre, jade hugged you as you buried your shaking face in her hair, taking in the scent of her grape-flavoured shampoo.
"baby, you know you don't have to come watch these with me, right?" she whispered ever so softly in your ear, eliciting soft giggles.
"i like it when you hold me. and i would go through a billion horror movies if it means that you're happy." you sniffed as another victim screamed.
and, being a sadistic person and supportive girlfriend (how do you even do that at the same time?), she wrapped her arm around your waist and wriggled her fingers ever so softly.
"h-hey!" you let out a quiet squeak as she pinched your side, sending ticklish shockwaves up your spine.
"wehe gottaha behe quiehet!" you muffled your laughs in your sleeve.
"aren't you one to talk?" she shot you a teasing smile as you glared at her. oh, if looks could kill.
"stahap it! jahahahde-"
she gently poked around your torso, keeping her other arm wrapped around your waist so you couldn't slip away.
"thihes is wohrse thahan thehe movihe," you giggled into your fingers.
you could feel her nails crawling up your side to your ribs, and you damn near shrieked.
"aw, didn't you just say i was cute and flirty? am i scary enough for you now, huh?" she shook her fingers into your sides, and you pressed your hand harshly onto your mouth to hide the squeal you were dangerously close to letting out.
she wasn't completely horrible, though. she let you go after that and covered your ears gently as you closed your eyes, eventually falling asleep on her shoulder.
only to be awakened by her fluttering fingers at your neck, once again sending you into a giggle fit.
"the movie's over, giggles. you wasted a ticket by laughing and sleeping through the whole thing," she laughed at your bright red face, painted with a flustered expression, only to be slapped lightly on the shoulder.
âit was your fault for tickling me!â you whined indignantly.
âit was your fault for being so ticklish!â she retorted.
"we would be thrown out by security! THROWN OUT BY SECURITY, JADE!" you flailed your limbs over-dramatically as jade rolled her eyes.
the fact that an evident smile never left her lips said otherwise, though.
the first time that you actually had a hang out with jade west was chaotic. what else could you expect from her?
cat, being close friends with the both of you, had invited both of you to karaoke. what she forgot to tell you was that jade would be coming. and she conveniently forgot to tell jade you were coming either. thanks a lot, cat. (the sarcasm doesn't really come off now that the karaoke night was one of the major reasons why you were dating jade now.)
"west?"
"y/l/n?"
you two stared at each other, dumbfounded as the realisation that cat set this up dawned on you.
"CAT!" you and jade shrieked at the same time.
"i just thought- we could all hang out together!" cat giggled cheerfully, clearly not aware of the tension between you two. (or did she?)
and so, just to satisfy cat, and for no other particular reason at all, the three of you sang together.
"okay okay let's do a serious one," jade grinned. "y/l/n, you, me, duet, now. um- love me harder by ariana grande?"
you agreed and picked up the mic.
"tell me something i need to know," you sang, "then take my breath and never let it go."
"if you just let me invade your space," jade continued, "i'll take the pleasure, take it with the pain."
"and if in the moment, i bite my lip. baby in that moment, you'll know this is."
"something bigger than us and beyond bliss, give me a reason to believe it."
"cause if you want to keep me, you gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta got to love me harder. and if you really need me, you gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, got to love me harder."
and as you two moved on to the chorus, you were aware of the way cat had fallen silent, closing her eyes to the harmonising melodies of jade and your voice. and as the music surrounded the three of you, you felt something "bigger than us and beyond bliss".
it was pure happiness and joy.
jade west might be a maniac, but you realised with horror that you might be becoming friends.
jade dumped her bag down on your couch, turning on your tv and scrolling through netflix.
"oh, so you decide to torture me through the actual movie that i paid for and go to my house and go through my netflix, hm?" you teased.
"i mean, technically it's your parents' house and their netflix," she shrugged nonchalantly.
âyouâre insufferable,â you quipped.
âam i now?â again with the southern accent. (and you had learnt to love it.)
âsorry, gotta go, bathroom!â jade shouted.
ây/n,â catâs voice was laced with urgency. âi think jade likes you.â
you almost snorted at the absurdity. âare we talking about the same jade west? no way. besides, she's still hung up on beck.â
ânot anymore she's not! i know it, she likes you! i see the way she looks at-â
jade, returning from her bathroom break, only to see cat reading a magazine upside down and you sitting stiffly on the chair, picking on a strand of hair.
âokay, what happened?â
ânothing, gotta go!â cat cried hysterically and bolted out of the room.
âokay, guess itâs just you and me, then.â jade sat down, not a hint of a frown on her face.
huh. she might be a maniac, but you would certainly would consider her as a friend. nothing more than that.
"cuddle me. now." jade demanded, eyes glinting.
"rude." you said as you snuggled up to her, relishing in the warm feeling of her arms wrapped around your torso.
"you love it."
and yeah, you did love it.
maybe you were a maniac too.
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