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Where is Shiloh? I'm going to Shiloh

The reference image comes from Black Souls.

I originally intended to try and mimic the Black Souls art style, but the attempt was a complete and utter failure. I must have truly lost my mind to have drawn something like this.I was really just joking...haha...😥

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I'll leave the hair like that since I don't wanna add details on it

What I have written down here is based off a dream I’ve had where JB gave out keychains to each jerk as a graduation gift. They are little chibi keychains of their enemies face. (Photo for reference. Credit to Nightrayshop on Etsy).

The scenario is “what if JB gave her boyfriend a keychain of their enemy as a graduation gift”

Everett>>Jeremy

Everett: EAUGH

JB: yep. That’s about the reaction I was expecting

Everett: The fuck is wrong with you?? Why would you give me a keychain of this clowns face?!!

JB: so you have something to remember him by. Don’t you get sentimental when you think about the worst guy you know?

Everett: yeah, no. This is the one guy I actively want to forget when I get out of this place.

JB: uh huh. Sure.

JB: so you’re gonna use it, right?

Everett: what do you think? This is going straight in the trash where it belongs.

JB: aw come on! I’m sure you have a place you can put it. If not on your keys, maybe hook it to a belt loop or something?

Everett: and what makes you think Jeremy of all people is a good fashion accessory?

JB: I don’t. But when have you ever worn good fashion accessories?

Everett: fuck you

Jeremy>>Everett

He just kinda…stares at it. His face scrunches up a little. At first he’s convinced she gave him the wrong gift.

Jeremy: (DEEP sigh) thank you JB. I’m sure uhm…Everett would’ve loved this.

JB: Well that’s too bad. Cause it’s not for Everett. It’s for you.

Jeremy: …are you sure?

JB: I am VERY sure.

Jeremy: …can you be less sure?

JB: nope! Sorry! I’ve never been more sure in my life.

Jeremy: and I’m guessing you expect me to use this.

JB: do you plan to?

Jeremy: nope.

JB: that’s lame. You have to put it on something!

Jeremy: sigh…I guess I can find a way to put it on my mirror…

Jeremy: to remind myself…I could always be worse of a person.

JB: that’s the spirit!

Nate>>Bae

He has to close his eyes and pray for a second.

Nate: …JB. What is this?

JB: what does it look like? It’s a keychain of your best bud!

Nate: Bae is NOT my “best bud”

Nate: what are you even talking about?!

JB: trust me I’m aware.

JB: I was just thinking that since you and your arch nemesis are finally parting ways, you’d want something to remember him by.

Nate: I don’t know what gave you the impression that I would ever want any kind of decoration of this decrepit’s face

JB: sentimentality?

Nate: absolutely not.

Nate: as much as I hate to give back a gift, I’m half convinced this isn’t an actual gift at all and just for your sick amusement.

Nate: So kindly, take it back.

JB: kindly? That’s pretty out of character.

Nate: take it back.

JB: fiiiiine…I’m sure I can pawn it off somewhere.

Nate: don’t do that!

JB: oh? Why not?

Nate: why in your right mind would you sell a keychain of someone you know personally to some random person?!

JB: so what the heck do you expect me to do with it??

Nate: What else do you do with a keychain? Use it.

JB: I don’t want a guy who’s not my boyfriend hanging off my set of keys. Try again.

Nate: I dunno. Maybe give it to him. I’m sure he’s plenty egotistical enough to appreciate a keychain of his own face.

JB: that’s…!

JB: …not a bad idea.

Nate: I know. I don’t come up with bad ideas.

Bae>>Nate

Bae: well well…

JB: what do you think? Nice, isn’t it?

Bae: it’s certainly something. “Nice” wouldn’t be the first word to cross my mind.

JB: but it’s something, right? Soooo? You’re gonna use it?

Bae: No.

JB: What?!

Bae: sooo sorry! But you should know by now that my tastes are a tad more refined than this.

JB: come on! There has to be something in your fancy pancy space you can stick poor Nate on!

Bae: Oh calm yourself, twinkle. I’m sure Nate won’t mind if I don’t take his likeness with me.

JB: He’d care what happens to something with his face on it! It’s about principle!

JB: if you’re not gonna use it, what’ll you do with it?

Bae: now, that’ll be for me to decide once I’ve made it back to my dorm.

Bae: But once I’ve come to the decision…it’s best if you aren’t informed.

JB: so what?! You’re just not gonna tell me the fate of Mini-Nate?!

Bae: Sorry!

JB: oh you loser!

(Mini-Nate got trashed I fear)

Shiloh>>Pran

Shiloh: oh!

JB: surprised it’s not a hat?

Shiloh: sort of! And uh…

JB: you like it right? Now you have something to remember him by.

Shiloh: … (physically struggling to say something nice)

JB: you hate it, don’t you?

Shiloh: I never said that!

JB: so you like it?

Shiloh: I never said that either…

JB: so what’s the deal here?

JB: I just gave you a keychain of the guy you hate. Could you at least have more to say?

Shiloh: I don’t hate Pran!

JB: ok, fine then. A keychain of the guy you mildly dislike. Nothing good to say? Nothing bad to say?

Shiloh: well uh…I like the way it’s made!

JB: I feel like it would be a lot easier for you to just lie and say you love it right now.

Shiloh: eheh…sorry! Even I have my limits!

JB: and of course it magically pops up the second I try to do something nice for you.

Shiloh: I’m grateful! I really am!

Shiloh: but wouldn’t you rather hang on to something like this?

JB: sheesh, could you be any more desperate to get rid of the thing? Give it here.

Shiloh: thanks! You’re the best!

Pran>>Shiloh

He makes the NASTIEST fucking face you have ever seen

JB: what’s with the face?! Don’t like it?

Pran: … (he’s considering getting up and walking away)

JB: come on. It took me forever to get you to open it in the first place. Can I at least get some feedback?

Pran: … (out of spite now.)

JB: you love it, don’t you?

Pran: … (glaring HARD)

JB: you hate it?

Pran: …

JB: ok, ok. Message received. You don’t like gag gifts. Go ahead and give it here.

Pran: no.

JB: seriously?! Does that mean you’re gonna use it?

Pran: …

JB: throw it away??

Pran: … (probably not. He doesn’t like wasting things…but he’s not happy about it)

BONUS. Lynn and Jerklynn

Lynn>>JB (Platonic)

Lynn: oh..! Wow.

JB: Pretty neat, huh? Now you get to see this beautiful face all the time even when I’m gone.

Lynn: it’s definitely…unique. I don’t think I’ve been gifted anything like it.

JB: Perfect! It stands out! That means it’s memorable!

JB: sooooo…what are you gonna attach it to? Your keys?

Lynn: no.

JB: your work bag?

Lynn: still no.

JB: your car mirror??

Lynn: …

JB: then what??! Don’t tell me you’re gonna keep her inside!

Lynn: I’m sure I can find a good place for it in my apartment, yes.

JB: you’re seriously gonna keep my mini-me in quarantine?! Scum!

Lynn: sorry.

JB: You give a guy your tiny heart and soul and he puts it in isolation…never to be seen by the world…

JB: can she at least make friends with your plants?

Lynn: Only if my plants take a liking to her.

JB: haha. I’m sure they will.

Jerklynn>>JB

Jerklynn: wowww! Thanks a bunch. I’ve always wanted my very own goblin keychain.

JB: you must have a pretty sexy idea of what a goblin looks like, huh?

Jerklynn: nope.

JB: well like it or not, it’s for you. So you better use it.

Jerklynn: funny! Looks like it’s teleporting to that trash can over there as we speak!

JB: don’t you dare! You love my mini-me! admit it!

Jerklynn: uh huh. You realize you’re kind of a psycho right? No one gives a guy a keychain of themselves unless they’re batshit.

JB: you never said you hated it though.

Jerklynn: I didn’t? I must’ve forgot. I hate it.

JB: you never said it truthfully.

Jerklynn: Are you always this in denial?

JB: It’s not denial. I just know what’s true.