Hello!! This is my first post. What I wanna start doing is making scenarios for the XOXO droplets characters. I’ve been in the community for around 3/4 years now and finally decided to start posting. I’m taking requests and I need ideas!! I’d be happy to write u a dialogue so let me know!
What I have written down here is based off a dream I’ve had where JB gave out keychains to each jerk as a graduation gift. They are little chibi keychains of their enemies face. (Photo for reference. Credit to Nightrayshop on Etsy).
The scenario is “what if JB gave her boyfriend a keychain of their enemy as a graduation gift”
Everett>>Jeremy
Everett: EAUGH
JB: yep. That’s about the reaction I was expecting
Everett: The fuck is wrong with you?? Why would you give me a keychain of this clowns face?!!
JB: so you have something to remember him by. Don’t you get sentimental when you think about the worst guy you know?
Everett: yeah, no. This is the one guy I actively want to forget when I get out of this place.
JB: uh huh. Sure.
JB: so you’re gonna use it, right?
Everett: what do you think? This is going straight in the trash where it belongs.
JB: aw come on! I’m sure you have a place you can put it. If not on your keys, maybe hook it to a belt loop or something?
Everett: and what makes you think Jeremy of all people is a good fashion accessory?
JB: I don’t. But when have you ever worn good fashion accessories?
Everett: fuck you
Jeremy>>Everett
He just kinda…stares at it. His face scrunches up a little. At first he’s convinced she gave him the wrong gift.
Jeremy: (DEEP sigh) thank you JB. I’m sure uhm…Everett would’ve loved this.
JB: Well that’s too bad. Cause it’s not for Everett. It’s for you.
Jeremy: …are you sure?
JB: I am VERY sure.
Jeremy: …can you be less sure?
JB: nope! Sorry! I’ve never been more sure in my life.
Jeremy: and I’m guessing you expect me to use this.
JB: do you plan to?
Jeremy: nope.
JB: that’s lame. You have to put it on something!
Jeremy: sigh…I guess I can find a way to put it on my mirror…
Jeremy: to remind myself…I could always be worse of a person.
JB: that’s the spirit!
Nate>>Bae
He has to close his eyes and pray for a second.
Nate: …JB. What is this?
JB: what does it look like? It’s a keychain of your best bud!
Nate: Bae is NOT my “best bud”
Nate: what are you even talking about?!
JB: trust me I’m aware.
JB: I was just thinking that since you and your arch nemesis are finally parting ways, you’d want something to remember him by.
Nate: I don’t know what gave you the impression that I would ever want any kind of decoration of this decrepit’s face
JB: sentimentality?
Nate: absolutely not.
Nate: as much as I hate to give back a gift, I’m half convinced this isn’t an actual gift at all and just for your sick amusement.
Nate: So kindly, take it back.
JB: kindly? That’s pretty out of character.
Nate: take it back.
JB: fiiiiine…I’m sure I can pawn it off somewhere.
Nate: don’t do that!
JB: oh? Why not?
Nate: why in your right mind would you sell a keychain of someone you know personally to some random person?!
JB: so what the heck do you expect me to do with it??
Nate: What else do you do with a keychain? Use it.
JB: I don’t want a guy who’s not my boyfriend hanging off my set of keys. Try again.
Nate: I dunno. Maybe give it to him. I’m sure he’s plenty egotistical enough to appreciate a keychain of his own face.
JB: that’s…!
JB: …not a bad idea.
Nate: I know. I don’t come up with bad ideas.
Bae>>Nate
Bae: well well…
JB: what do you think? Nice, isn’t it?
Bae: it’s certainly something. “Nice” wouldn’t be the first word to cross my mind.
JB: but it’s something, right? Soooo? You’re gonna use it?
Bae: No.
JB: What?!
Bae: sooo sorry! But you should know by now that my tastes are a tad more refined than this.
JB: come on! There has to be something in your fancy pancy space you can stick poor Nate on!
Bae: Oh calm yourself, twinkle. I’m sure Nate won’t mind if I don’t take his likeness with me.
JB: He’d care what happens to something with his face on it! It’s about principle!
JB: if you’re not gonna use it, what’ll you do with it?
Bae: now, that’ll be for me to decide once I’ve made it back to my dorm.
Bae: But once I’ve come to the decision…it’s best if you aren’t informed.
JB: so what?! You’re just not gonna tell me the fate of Mini-Nate?!
Bae: Sorry!
JB: oh you loser!
(Mini-Nate got trashed I fear)
Shiloh>>Pran
Shiloh: oh!
JB: surprised it’s not a hat?
Shiloh: sort of! And uh…
JB: you like it right? Now you have something to remember him by.
Shiloh: … (physically struggling to say something nice)
JB: you hate it, don’t you?
Shiloh: I never said that!
JB: so you like it?
Shiloh: I never said that either…
JB: so what’s the deal here?
JB: I just gave you a keychain of the guy you hate. Could you at least have more to say?
Shiloh: I don’t hate Pran!
JB: ok, fine then. A keychain of the guy you mildly dislike. Nothing good to say? Nothing bad to say?
Shiloh: well uh…I like the way it’s made!
JB: I feel like it would be a lot easier for you to just lie and say you love it right now.
Shiloh: eheh…sorry! Even I have my limits!
JB: and of course it magically pops up the second I try to do something nice for you.
Shiloh: I’m grateful! I really am!
Shiloh: but wouldn’t you rather hang on to something like this?
JB: sheesh, could you be any more desperate to get rid of the thing? Give it here.
Shiloh: thanks! You’re the best!
Pran>>Shiloh
He makes the NASTIEST fucking face you have ever seen
JB: what’s with the face?! Don’t like it?
Pran: … (he’s considering getting up and walking away)
JB: come on. It took me forever to get you to open it in the first place. Can I at least get some feedback?
Pran: … (out of spite now.)
JB: you love it, don’t you?
Pran: … (glaring HARD)
JB: you hate it?
Pran: …
JB: ok, ok. Message received. You don’t like gag gifts. Go ahead and give it here.
Pran: no.
JB: seriously?! Does that mean you’re gonna use it?
Pran: …
JB: throw it away??
Pran: … (probably not. He doesn’t like wasting things…but he’s not happy about it)
BONUS. Lynn and Jerklynn
Lynn>>JB (Platonic)
Lynn: oh..! Wow.
JB: Pretty neat, huh? Now you get to see this beautiful face all the time even when I’m gone.
Lynn: it’s definitely…unique. I don’t think I’ve been gifted anything like it.
JB: Perfect! It stands out! That means it’s memorable!
JB: sooooo…what are you gonna attach it to? Your keys?
Lynn: no.
JB: your work bag?
Lynn: still no.
JB: your car mirror??
Lynn: …
JB: then what??! Don’t tell me you’re gonna keep her inside!
Lynn: I’m sure I can find a good place for it in my apartment, yes.
JB: you’re seriously gonna keep my mini-me in quarantine?! Scum!
Lynn: sorry.
JB: You give a guy your tiny heart and soul and he puts it in isolation…never to be seen by the world…
JB: can she at least make friends with your plants?
Lynn: Only if my plants take a liking to her.
JB: haha. I’m sure they will.
Jerklynn>>JB
Jerklynn: wowww! Thanks a bunch. I’ve always wanted my very own goblin keychain.
JB: you must have a pretty sexy idea of what a goblin looks like, huh?
Jerklynn: nope.
JB: well like it or not, it’s for you. So you better use it.
Jerklynn: funny! Looks like it’s teleporting to that trash can over there as we speak!
JB: don’t you dare! You love my mini-me! admit it!
Jerklynn: uh huh. You realize you’re kind of a psycho right? No one gives a guy a keychain of themselves unless they’re batshit.
JB: you never said you hated it though.
Jerklynn: I didn’t? I must’ve forgot. I hate it.
JB: you never said it truthfully.
Jerklynn: Are you always this in denial?
JB: It’s not denial. I just know what’s true.
Jerklynn: suuurrree…
