#xiphoidprocess

HONESTLY THOUGH. I don’t even think you need to be that paranoid, I mean, geez. 

I cannot believe I forgot to post this on my "are you a Yooper" post. It showed up in my dresser one day and I've loved it ever since.

but i’ve also been informed thats not how skincare works which honestly is not helping my barely passing interest in taking care of my skin

It was the sort of omen that’s just sort of like.... “Plant your crops at this date” not any kind of warning or doom portent. I just didn’t expect it. Which, I guess is what happens with omens.

exactly. though I have to admit I don’t have shower snacks. maybe I should look into this.

I grew up in the north east (new jersey and later nyc) and then moved to the south west (socal) and there were a bunch of small differences that cropped up. Like I don’t say ‘Aaron’ and ‘Eryn’ the same way, but people in socal seem to and it confuses the heck out of me (I work with one of each). Certain regions of the US enunciate vowels more and NJ/NY is one of them. Also in NJ we called every large controlled-access road a highway and never used the term freeway. Here there are roads very definitely called freeways that I still stubbornly call highways. That’s...actually a much more complicated topic and has a lot to do with how NJ road systems work. NJ itself is very split on terminology and pronunciation...hilarious considering how small it is. In North and Central Jersey we have a desert food we call Italian Ice (similar to sorbet). In South Jersey they call it water ice because south jersey ruins everything beautiful. Oh yes, also all areas of NJ hate each other intensely and NYC hates all of them. What a place.

you’re on to something but we were talking peak fame/starpower/name-weight and we settled on roughly 1997-2003

.... well I feel much better now, thank you. 🔪🔪🐻🔪🔪🐻🔪🔪🐻🔪🔪