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I finally made more memes!

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Yeah Chris Pine definitely should have kissed the Paladin full on the lips
Xenk: “Edgin is temptation made flesh, an incubus from the darkest desires of man come to dog my steps and haunt my dreams. His striking eyes beckon me with a maddening glint, his voice echoes in my ears long after he leaves, his barest touch is like fire upon my skin, and never have I so keenly felt the desire to burn. His lithe step and blithe air have bewitched me body and soul, his silver tongue leaves me adrift in the endless sky of his eyes, and I am weak and wanting-“
Holga watching Edgin messily choke on a grape because he chewed with his mouth open again: “If you say so, man.”
okay hear me out:
touchy-feely Edgin who's so used to bumping shoulders and sharing bed pallets and cupping the faces of his loved ones because even with the grief and guilt he carries he's also always overflowing with love and affection and physical touch is just a part of the way he communicates with those around him and he's so unabashed and casual about it, as if it's second nature to him
COMBINED WITH
touch-starved Xenk who lives such a noble but lonely life and is seen as such a paragon of goodwill and virtue to the point that he always gets puts on a pedestal and with his serious nature people just tend to find him too intimidating to get close to and tend to give him a wide berth or keep him at a distance even though he craves physical touch and will reach his hand out to others when given the opportunity, probably because he grew up in a physically affectionate family and hasn't had it since his family was taken by the Beckoning Death
like please, I see the way Xenk is so open to receiving physical touch to the point he even readily offers it himself but no one returns it in kind and thinking about how long he's been alive yet obviously spends most of his time on his own just breaks my heart a little, he is in dire need of Edgin smooches and hugs.
edgin: *handing a bowl of soup to xenk*
half of edgin's brain: careful, it's hot!
other half of edgin's brain: i made some soup
edgin: careful, it's soup!
xenk: ??

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okay but what if they kissed about it?
just a quick sick-day sketchbook scribble, possibly an idea for something bigger
a fun little DnD 5E mechanic that paladins have for any Xedgin writers who don’t play or know much about the game
Xenk is at least level 10 so he could heal 50 points of damage in one action, but if he did so in battle, he wouldn’t be able to attack that turn. But if someone were unconscious, it could bring them back up to half health and able to fight instantly
(also as a personal ruling made by my DM years ago, you don’t need to use your hands to “Lay On Hands”. i played a rogue and a friend was playing a paladin, and our characters had already had a dynamic going, so when my rogue got stuck in a patch of cursed thorns and went down to 0 hit points, the paladin saved her with Lay On Hands by kissing her ( ˘³˘)♡ )
i’m so glad that they released the stat blocks for the party from honor among thieves so that i can be accurate when i roleplay edgin losing his mind as he tries to woo xenk but the paladin doesn’t notice a goddamn thing