Kurt Waggoner yandere au part 2
N/A: this idea came to me as djinmer4 give some ideas, oh Kitty you adorable naive thing, Kurt Waggoner is a force to be reckoned in his own way. No one dies here and the porn is ...up to your imagination.
@djinmer4
Everything changes, nothing remains without change.ā Buddha
Kitty Pryde was a girl that used to have a normal life, but that quickly changes with the sentinels and transform the once normal girl into a fugitive. And along the ride, Kitty turns to fugitive to a Jewish swashbuckling, when asked why the reply is often why not.
But once the war is over, once all the robots are, by all accounts, destroyed things should return to the normal, instead, things change once again. Some staff members of the school are happy to see Kitty, an ugly reminder that the war was no illusion, no bad Sci-fi movie and some members canĀ“t help by being passive aggressive with Kitty.
It was a lonely experience that Kitty was enduring until...
"Katzchen," Kurt Waggoner said kindly " letĀ“s eat together" he offers kindly and she takes his hand, Kurt Waggoner is just too shy(and cute) and doesnĀ“t see a problem in hold hands with a girl who carries a sword.
"Does Jubilee and the others will join us?" she asked joyfully and Kurt, with his golden eyes, gaze into her brown eyes.
"Nein, Jubilee and the others are in detention," he said using his tail to scratch his head " they went into a fight with other students and well, zero tolerance means everyone gets detention" then he adds " we can go see them after, knowing them havoc wonĀ“t stop so soon"
Kitty quite like Jubilee, she is funny and takes no one shits.
"That is a plan, my dear genius fuzzy elf," she said smiling and Kurt beam at this.
"I know, thanks swashbuckling Katzchen" and they finally found a spot to eat, the conversation is soothing("Wanna see what I have in my spiderman box?" "that is quite an honour, not sure if IĀ“m ready such commitment" "ok, then IĀ“ll wait until you are ready" "what? no, IĀ“m curious" "moving on, Katzchen")
They giggles, learn a little more about the other(this relationship only begin has 3 weeks but feels like a lifetime) and eat. Well, an awkward moment finally install for Kitty, in an anime fashion she forget the lanch, once again(how Kitty is so distracted? Is the second time this happen)
"Katzchen, you silly Katzchne is the second time you forget your lunch," he said with his tail flipping around in a happy cat motion " want to share the Butternocken?"
"Oh, German food," she said happily, "yes, German food is the best one" and Kitty is forever thankful for KurtĀ“s kindness. She could buy lunch, but, sharing is caring(she vows to be extra careful with her lunch next time, Ororo did the food with love and care)
They are sharing the food and Kurt couldnĀ“t be pleased. Katzchen does like German food(Hercules is a good cooker, better than Logan) and everything is at peace, until...
"Hey, Pryde" a boy approaches them. The boy is a built blonde boy with blue eyes that is sitting way too close of Kitty for KurtĀ“s liking. " Do you want to leave the nerd for a moment and sit with us?" the flirty attitude didnĀ“t go well for Kurt in the slightest.
"First off, his name is Kurt Waggoner, second, please donĀ“t take this in the wrong way but you scream 'IĀ“m a douchbag' and if you insist I have a sword and I know how to use and if you try to do anything else...IĀ“ll call an X-men to deal with this, right Nightcrawler?" she said looking into his golden eyes and Kurt smiles(is too ambiguous) and analyse the blue eyes, blonde American boy. Ā Duncan Smith, human and a name Kurt wonĀ“t forget.
"Yes, IĀ“m an X-men, " the boy looks affronted and narrow his eyes at the blue boy and reluctantly steps away, the body language clearly says he wants to fight but too many witnesses (and fear, an X-men is still an X-men) tells it is a bad idea and the boy walks away before saying.
"Pryde, when you get tired, thereĀ“s always a table for you," the boy said and walks away to sit with his friends. Now, laughing and talking charmingly with his friends and sending looks to Kitty Pryde.
KurtĀ“s golden eyes are focused on the boy for a moment until Kitty snapped him back to reality. Her sweet and kind words are enough to soothe him(for now) and prompt they back to the German food.
"Kurt, donĀ“t mind him, he is a jerk," she said eating a bit more of the said German food(she pronounced wrong but Kurt didnĀ“t hold that against her) "He is trying to ask me out, he did but I said no, I don't like arrogant jerks, so, letĀ“s go back to eat the Butternocken and forget about Duncan"
"You are right," he said and the conversation and the mood are comfortable as always. Forget about Duncan is the right idea.
Soon the Butternocken is over, and they did go to visit the others friends, or how people call them, the X-friends, funny Kitty is not an X-men (yet) as Kitty and Jubilee talk about the fight, no Kurt wasnĀ“t in the classroom when the fight begins, the girls said.
"Hey, she is alright, canĀ“t believe Kurt shyness Waggoner introduced us," Jubilee said scratching the band-aid in her face. the adds "I found your lunch, you should be more attentive with this"
"Oh, thank you," she said thankfully and adds tenderly "Kurt is like that, a good person and a hero and a cute nerd," she said to make the others chuckle at that, Kurt doesnĀ“t mind being called nerd if is only by Kitty.
Eventually, the class is over and everyone is going home. When Kurt arrives home, Logan and Hercules, as excited parents, ask questions about his day.
"Dad, father, my day was really good" thereĀ“s a lazy smile on his face" things are looking better and better each day"
" Someone is in love?"Logan asked amused and Hercules chuckles and giggles at that already promising to not embarrassed Kurt too much in front of his crush.
"I going to do my homework," Kurt said hearing the two men laughing at his embarrassing tone. Kurt is not good at hiding(sometimes) and goes to his laptop and search for Duncan SmithĀ“s name.
A common name, but, fitting for a common boy.
Hacking into DuncanĀ“s browser and see what he posted is not a surprise for Kurt Waggoner in the slightest, porn, more and more porn(questionable porn) but that will suffice for now.
Hacking is as easy as breathing for Kurt and he manages to post all DuncanĀ“s questionable porn into the community page of the school and even manage to write(in DuncanĀ“s URL) nasty things. The plan was a success as in minus of 2 minutes the page was an overload of nasty comments about DuncanĀ“s porn and even the principal appeared in the page, clearly horrified with what the boy posted.
A vindicate smile graces his lips as he closes the tabs and any link that could point to him, is not the first or last time Kurt has done this and everyone left none the wiser.
On the next day, Duncan Smith received a nasty encounter with the principal about what he posted and his mother was horrified to see the porn her little boy is into.
"Duncan, what is this? I thought I raised you better than that" the mother is not being silent and the show beings. The other students canĀ“t help to hear the conversation(even if they didnĀ“t want, the show was too loud) and everyone is horrified.
"I never knew he was a pervert," Kitty said horrified.
"Yeah, is always who you never thought, Katzchen," Kurt said and did his best to look shocked. The X-friends are gossiping about this all day, how stupid Duncan can be? Why he did that?
"He thought it would be funny, well, it isnĀ“t funny" Kurt overs an explanation for DuncanĀ“s reason of joke, Kitty nods and in agreement.
Ah, only I found this hilarious.
At the end of the day, Duncan was suspended for 3 days and their food exchange was never interrupted again. Duncan still canĀ“t explain what happened and his computer was confiscated for the time being.
