#kurtty

They are always written as coming on to him.

Amanda pretended to be someone else and when she revealed the truth of who she was, he went along with it.

Cerise is the closest to him choosing; she admitted she loved him and he said he loved her too

Mara Keller was an obsessed fangirl

Christine Palmer, the night nurse from the 2004 solo, came onto him and was constantly confused about why he wouldn't go out with her; he eventually kissed her after she said she was leaving town

Rachel kissed him and said she had seen his thoughts and knew he was into her

Weaponless Zsen met him and almost immediately said they should have sex

Silver Sable met him and almost immediately started having sex with him

MacKenzie met him and immediately became obsessed with him

The only woman Kurt ever had any agency over his feelings for was Meggan, and only until Age of X-Man when they were manipulated into a relationship by an author who was annoyed they hadn't gotten together during Excalibur, ignored the fact Meggan was married and had a daughter with the man she loved, and wrote the characters into a non-consensual affair to appease her own wishes instead of writing fanfiction like the rest of us do. I have feelings about that series. and none of them are good ones.

Kurt literally never gets to choose his own girlfriends. They ALL come on to him, and he just goes along with it.

More of my opinions under the cut

TW: assault mentioned briefly under the cut

I am completely normal about Kitty and Kurt in X-Men Evolution, thanks for asking.

Rogue: *thinks* nah, Ah don’t think Scott and I really use pet names.

Kitty: *skeptical*

Kurt: *poofing into conversation all oblivious* Hey, Rogue, vat did you put in our tea ze otter day again?

Rogue: Sugah

Scott: *stops his convo with Evan* Yeah, Honey?

Rogue:

Kitty:

Kurt:

Evan:

Scott:

Hi nonny.

I feel this is one of those aska where you have the "Aha Gotcha"moments, so let me explain: I have forget her real age as she entered in the X-men but I do find very iffy she was the only child there...why not make her with the New Mutants from the get go?

A 16 years old and a 19-year-old dating wouldn´t be too odd as they are still teens but it would be a very brief sting.

However, Piotr not only looks older but he was others worries in his head that a teen girl couldn´t keep up with so..the fact he agreed in dating Kitty is really odd...and tarnished the character.

Kitty was just a bit older than Yana but to be in perspective, she had more in common with child Yana than Piotr...I would prefer Piotr having slept with Betsy, Dazzler or even pinning for Jean than...dating a teen.

"People shipped Kitty with Kurt" are you looking at me? Prolly. I used to ship the comic version but I always made her an adult bc well, she fucking acted like one (and was drawn as such, especially in Excalibur, like there was a panel where Kitty appeared to have 30 years...) I also loved the Kurtty version in EVO more.

I can´t ship comic Kurt with anyone, ever.