#wustarter

Wow... the outside world still exists... weird...

I, er, I dunno how this happened but, uh, I t-think I might have gotten lost and now I can't find my phone and, and...

I had a dream that I was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like "what the fuck are you wearing?" and I said "it's a crop top" and I laughed so hard I woke up.

I really do hate needles, but I do seem to get along much better with needles that tattoo some ink under my skin.

To the person that just stopped in front of me in the middle of the hallway; I would apologize for shoving you into the friend you just had to stop and talk to before shouting, “The world doesn’t stop for you, asshole,” but I wouldn’t mean it. And seeing as I like to give out those things maybe once a month, it would be a waste of an apology. I will, however, request that you take your own advice and kindly go fuck yourself.

The only thing worse than going shopping is being dragged to shopping by other people.

I woke up at 3 AM to eat Häagen-Dazs and watch How to Get Away With Murder... Then I ask meself what's wrong with me...

Puppies momentarily get a little less cute when they wake you up in the middle of the night because they need to pee. Not only once but three or for times a night.