#write me fic

now imma just headcanon that the Tooks are distantly related to dwarves since Tooks got scottish accents and most dwarves seem to have a scottish accent. it’s either that or they’ve lived close to their mountains and share spaces. Brandybucks are irish.

Me to all the fans with theories about how Jamie Lannister is still alive:

Anyone who got arrested, chased out of a rocking house party, or in general had you night ruined has @milnerwrites to blame.... she ate her veggies like an adult and threw all the balances of mojo, cosmos, and good and evil out of balance in an instant.

... now I want Marine shenanigans with Rocinante.