#work troubles

For all I know they shit talk me for doing my FUCKING JOB

No? Just me? Ok.

just in:

a colleague had shared a private message convo from the staff private channel (in which we were talking about changes we want management to implement) to management

and now management are furious at me, not bc i even say anything in the convo but bc i started it

and like,

1) the colleague (whoever they are) just broke the law of letter secrecy for which you can get up to one year of prison

2) they broke my (and everyone else’s) trust

3) management knows they aren’t allowed to read private convos bc letter secrecy, and still read it, see the point about up to one year in jail

4) i’m being in touch with the trade union right now because what the fuck

5) i just want to cry

6) but if someone thinks this will make less of a nuisance, they’ve got another think coming

7) because i’m a fucking badger and i may seem soft and cuddly but I DO BITE YOUR KNEES OFF IF NEEDED

8) trade unions are your friend. organising isn’t always easy, even in this Promised Land of Trade Unions, but i swear to G-d they are good to have around

IF YOU’RE NOT BUYING SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU GOT IT.

Please do not leave carts in front of my cash or baskets on top of it, I will maim  you with it if I witness you do this. We have a place for you to put them back when you leave.

Don’t fucking talk on the phone the whole transaction then look at me like I’m stupid when I’m trying to finish your transaction. Learn to multi-task or hang the fuck up.

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING MONEY BEFORE YOU RACK UP $500 WORTH OF GROCERIES. You leave half your cart because you can’t afford it I WILL hunt you down in the after life. TAXES EXIST ON MOST THINGS BTW, EVEN SOME FOOD. (I get card problems happen but you can prevent it most times/be aware in advance.)

For the love of god stop using Big bills for shit under $40. Enjoy your $95 dollars in fives asshat. Also if you pay large sums with nothing but coin, also fuck you.

Touch the ladder, our stock carts, tagging guns, etc, you die.

EVEN THOUGH THE PUBLIC WASHROOM IS OUT BACK AND YOU KNOW ITS OUT BACK THERE YOU STILL NEED TO BE ESCORTED BACK THERE SO FUCKING ASK SOMEONE. YES YOU TRIPPED OUR ALARM BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE A GODDAMN CODE BECAUSE IT’S NOT OPEN FOR ACCESS BECAUSE ITS OUR GODDAMN STORE ROOM PLEASE LEAVE, YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE.

We appreciate you being a hero and all, but for the love of god don’t chase a shop lifter for us, you will get stabbed. Tip us off and we’ll try to deal, sometimes, (most times) they get away. We have insurance for that, and cameras that can ban them from entry.

No we cannot discount a product because it’s broken. Unless it’s useful to you in the broken state and you want to take our trash, we will not sell you it for a buck or two.

KEEP YOUR GODDAMN RECEIPTS. YOU CANNOT GET ANYWHERE WITHOUT A RECEIPT. No you can’t talk to the manager because he’s gonna tell you the same goddamn thing, please leave.