seventeen’s hyung line.

genre : crack, funny, fake text, established relationship

tw : mention of body parts, sex talk, course, little bit of angst, mention of disease

I think about Jisuk slowly acclimatizing Wooin to touch. Like the only person Wooin doesn’t really mind touching him is Dr. Delein and that took years before he was okay with it.

He’s slowly becoming okay with Jiwoo but Jiwoo doesn’t really go out of his way to touch him. It’s not like Jiwoo’s used to casual affection from other people. Despite having friends now, Jiwoo’s kept his distance from other people. He doesn’t even really get what having friends is like. Between the three of them, Jisuk’s the only one with a normal enough childhood.

Jisuk affectionate. He doesn’t even really notice how much he keeps contact until Subin points it out. How he always sits close enough to bump their knees or shoulders. How he walks with enough distance that he can just reach out to throw an arm over their shoulders, or give them a pat. How he has a tendency to ruffle their hairs when he doesn’t know what to say.

And Jisuk kind of tries to stop himself from doing it just to say Subin is wrong. Joke’s on him though because he really can’t. He doesn’t even last an hour.

Not when Wooin gets this lost look in his eyes when he expects a hair ruffle when he managed to make them laugh.

THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONSSSSS

gyuhao are the most artistic soft boys ever i just wanna drink tea wearing neutral toned sweaters. painting and doing instagram photoshoots and reading poetry. me and gyu cooking while hao meditates. also they are both significantly larger than me and thats hard to do so obviously i wish for death. imagine the ganging up that could happen. i need to stop before i write an au

im not talking about jihan im just not doing it yall can try again later

JISOLLLLL i love vernon and joshua so much i just think they are the most lovely bros ever like they so truly care for each other and look out for each other and i can just see the three of us speaking some fucked up mix of japanese korean and english (nihanglish?) and no one around us understanding any of it. also they're hot. like i don't gotta say it right like they r both so sexy. vernon i'll listen to merzbow with u if u promise to let me and josh karaoke jason mraz and colbie callait without rolling ur eyes

predictably seokgyu double puppy cuddle puddle action.

SEUNGCHEOL:

i don’t see him being bothered by it too much tbh

like he would probably think about it by the end of the day when he’s already in bed and getting ready to sleep

but he wouldn’t overthink it that much

he’s that “age doesn’t matter” kind of guy imo

but even then he would feel shy the moment he finds out

he’d be standing in front of his crush, fiddling with his fingers and avoiding eye contact

then he would regain his confidence and probably tell them that they look younger than their age

and proceed to make a lot of cheesy remarks just to see them blush

JEONGHAN:

another one who wouldn’t be bothered about the whole situation

he would find out from another member probably from our precious seungkwan

he would let out a little “oh” and then look over at his crush

then slowly he would realize that it doesn’t really matter

he would walk up to them and jokingly call them “hyung”/“noona” and enjoy the look of shock on their face

over all, he just wouldn’t pay it too much thought

JOSHUA:

third one to not care at all

not even a little bit

he wouldn’t bother paying any attention to the age gap

on the contrary, he would walk up to them and straight up ask them out

his crush would be so flustered

and he would find it so freaking cute to the extent he would just want to hug the life out of them

he would be so happy when they agree to go out with him

such a smol bean

JUNHUI:

would be shocked af

but only because he thought that his crush would be so much younger

like he’d already imagined the times he’d want them to call him “oppa” sooo

he would pout for a little

he’d really want to be called “oppa”

after a moment though he’d get over it

but not completely

he would rant to the other members about the whole situation

then ask his crush out anyway the next day

would do a little victory dance when they agree

and would proceed to ask them to call him “oppa” with no shame at all

SOONYOUNG:

sHY

there are no other words to describe it

he would just be so freaking shy about it

his cheeks and ears would go red and would avoid eye contact in every way possible

he’d have this big shy smile on his face though so freaking cute omg

and he would never forget to call them “hyung”/“noona” from then on

also he would go red whenever he did so

he would just be so cute and fluffy during the whole process of finding out about it

WONWOO:

lowkey shocked

he wouldn’t expect it because he never saw it coming

a nervous mess

would try to hide it though

and he would also fail at it

he would start calling them “hyung”/“noona” but he would stutter every time aww you poor baby

it would buy him some time to ask them out after that

that’s how nervous he would be

a faint, little blush would be present on his cheeks when he finally ask them out

and their crush would find them so adorable that they’d immediately say “yes” to him

another smol bean aww

JIHOON:

would not care

at all

he would keep a straight face on when his crush tells him about it

would probably intimidate them rather than vice versa

after all that, he would give small hints about wanting to go out with them

he would get frustrated though after dropping an amount of them and they still wouldn’t pick up on it

so he would just straight up ask them out lol

MINGHAO:

poor baby would be so confused

like all along he thought they were the same age

but nO

he wouldn’t know how to react about it

so he would just stand there, all confused with slightly furrowed eyebrows aww

“you’d still go out with me though, right?”

nervous and awkward laughs all the way my poor babY

MINGYU:

he would stay frozen for a little bit when he finds out

then he would look at their facial features for god knows how long

he would also give them a non-sexual once over

just to make sure that he was right about them looking younger than their real age

shoOK

“you’re not serious.”

“but i am.”

“nO, you’re nOT.”

SEOKMIN:

shoOK pt2

he wouldn’t hide an over dramatic gasp lol

also he would ask them over and over again if they were telling the truth

ofc he would get the exact same answer every time

but he would still gasp as if he’d just found out

oveR

aND

oVER

AGAIN

SEUNGKWAN:

surprisingly, our diva boo would stay calm

ofc he would be shocked at first

but not visibly

there would be a lot of unanswered questions running through his mind

but he would only let out a long “oooh”

before casually asking them out

smoOTH af

but he would be freaking nervous while trying to act all cool

VERNON:

he wouldn’t be too surprised

he’s still pretty young so these kinds of circumstances don’t shock him that much

deep down inside though he would be a little sad

he would lose confidence in asking them out because of it too i’m sad now as well noOo

would probably try his luck when he gets a bit older

well i’m two years younger and single ask me out instead how bou dAH

CHAN:

he would be so heartbroken aww nO baby

he is in fact the youngest

and is still quite young

so he thought age really mattered at this point

would be so pouty about it

and he wouldn’t stop sulking about it with the other boys