#wolf jaune

Jaune from Weird Crossover: I lay more.

Lion Faunus Jaune: I wasnt truly shown yet.

Wolf!Jaune: Ruby loves to bite my face to show me love.

Witch Hunter Jaune: My history is on a hiatus.

JNRZ Jaune: Wrong. You all got Girls who are calm and reasonable people. If i leave my Girls alone-

May: *Thugs his shirt*

JNRZ Jaune: *Looks at her* What is it May?

May: Reese and Katt are being chased by a Disney Carnotaurus.

JNRZ Jaune: *Twitches earbrow* They what?

Weird Crossover Jaune: Fuck they found the time machine!

*Meanwhile*

Reese and Katt: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

JNRZ Jaune: *Sigh* See what im meaning?

Perhaps… a new emblem would be good for you, Jaune

Jaune: But... I'm not a wolf.

Jaune: Unless...

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Le Loup-Garou

Ruby: On the one hand, he's decimating the Grimm population in his nightly rampages.

Ruby: On the other hand, he's almost killed a dozen people and we had to distract him to get him to attack more Grimm.

Ruby: I tried to cut him, but he's just too fast.

Ruby: ...Part of me thinks it's because we held hands the night before Egg Day.

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La Bête du Gévaudan

Weiss: Thankfully, we were able to subdue him before he could cause too much trouble.

Weiss: It costed us about 6.2 million lien in property damage, three squadrons of Atlas' finest, and about 3.4% of Remnant's supply of dust. But, on the other hand, a number of Salem's secret agents were found and killed, so silver-lining, I guess.

Weiss: ...What? What do you mean it's not Jaune? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ATTACKS ARE STILL HAPPENING?!

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Le Loup Blanc

Blake: Oh, we're getting invited to a wedding.

Yang: Really? Who's getting hitched?

Blake: Uh... It says Arc and Schnee.

Yang: Oh, so Weiss and Jaune finally got together, huh?

Blake: I don't think it's Jaune or Weiss.

Yang: Wha...

A Nom Sequel

Wolf!Ruby: Hey Jaune.

Wolf!Jaune: No.

Wolf!Ruby: I didnt even said it yet!

Wolf!Jaune: But i know what you are gonna do. The moment i ask What, you are gonna Nom my face again. Im not falling into that.

Wolf!Ruby: Well... then you dont wanna know that New thing i learned.

Wolf!Jaune: New thing? *Turning around to look at her*

Wolf!Ruby: A thing Nora teached me... Its called... Glomp.

Wolf!Jaune: What's Glomp?

Wolf!Ruby: GLOMP TO NOM YOUR FACE!

Wolf!Jaune: You Tricked me!

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

Wolf!Jaune: Betrayed once more!

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

Wolf!Jaune: Now you are trying to swallow my face and its cuddling up with me.

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

Wolf!Jaune: ... I can accept that.

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: Ruby...

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: Ruby i cant see anything

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: *Sigh* This is my Life now?

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: Fine.