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wittyandcharming replied to your photo “I can pinpoint the exact moment that I realized I was interested in...”
Emily can we please make Umbrella Girl Day the official Gay Awakening Commemoration Day because I love it so much.
DONE. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS. 🌈☂🌈☂️🌈
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wittyandcharming replied to your post: i can’t stop thinking about what happened on my...
yeah they legit tell us none of this and its fucking shit. Like that douchefuck that presumed to speak to you. I wonder how long it took them to learn to mimic human speech so they could spread their slug slime all over the fucking internet
lmao i luv u and ur words <3
For the tarot thing! High Priestess, Empress, and Temperance
The High Priestess: One thing you wish you knew
How to get my life together so it doesn’t feel like I’m headed into emptiness and an eternally lonely and unsuccessful existence lmao
The Empress: A woman you really admire
This is really hard to answer because I admire so many of my friends, actually all of them. And each month I’m obsessed with another famous woman but who I guess I really admire is my mother who is super strong and loving, even with her weaknesses and traits that make me angry, and my grandmother too because she used to hold our family together in a way I did not realize she was doing until after she died.
Temperance: Your ideal day
Late morning, maybe brunch with friends somewhere in the city in a very homely establishment, you are there lindsey, bbgail, jamie, bronwen, some emili are there too… Then we go hang out somewhere in the Wilderness, maybe hiking in the mountains and admiring the forest :3 climbing on the rocks too. Who wants to go can but I’m not forcing anyone. If we’re climbing the rocks we have a dog with us, probably Willow, but also my cockerspaniel which I would have in this scenario. The dogs love the mountains and we laugh at how ridiculously happy they are playing in a creek. Then late lunch or early dinner in some mountain cabin restaurant which offers vegetarian stuff other than fried cheese with french fries lmao. In the evening a lazy wine filled night full of cuddling with my bf/gf bc in this scenario I have one. We go to sleep before midnight, Breya and said cockerspaniel present in the bed.
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wittyandcharming replied to your link: Which Are You: A Possum Or An Opossum?
I too am an opossum, trash sisters forever
did the description completely chop you up as well?
“because of your low internal body temperature you have low risk of contracting the rabies virus. party time!”
wittyandcharming replied to your post “So I guess “Reply Guys” are a thing twitter is complaining about now?...”
I feel like it’s all just giving new names to the same behavior, an unnecessarily myopic focus on an endemic set of behaviors that teach nothing and make people paranoid or hyperwatchful depending on which side of the fence you’re on.
Naming something gives it power, for better or for worse
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anyway i entered a horror movie this evening
what what where did it come from
you know, i sent it to frank and his sole reaction was be outraged that i tried to suggest the cat was somehow bad
that man’s cat boner is out of control. i mean, creepy doll, sure, but don’t badmouth the stray
