May 28, 2025
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@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural
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rewatched that Witcher S4 teaser trailer and it infuriated me
1. in an incredible show of Doctor Who raised instantaneous transferred pettiness, I despise New Guy Geralt already
2. netflix I hate to break it to you but this is Imminent Hansa Shenanigans Season - Geralt is simply not going to get the chance to wander alone with roach through the woods without Jask bullying him, Milva bitching at him, Cahir stalking him and Regis snarking at him
the soup scene tM in baptism of fire is genuinely everything to me. it's my life force. bread and butter. if no one else got me, i know that the group making soup and teasing geralt is there for me.
Sometimes a family is a white-haired mutant, an archer, a foppish bard, a vampire, some human guy they pulled out of a coffin, and a juvenile delinquent.
the whole hansa shares a brain cell and it's never dandelion's turn
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Geralt's hansa. it's been two years since I drew them!
from left to right (if not obvious): Angouleme, Dandelion, Regis, Milva, Cahir.
In light of Regis probably being introduced in the second season of The Witcher:
-I raise that when Jaskier gets hurt and Regis is tending to him he starts to notice how close the man is to Geralt.
-He doesn't care, really. They're just friends.
-Yeah, no, Jaskier is jealous of this dude that Geralt seems to be eyeing all the time.
-Jaskier is unaware of the fact it's because Regis is a vampire so when it comes up Jaskier is relieved.
-But Regis is still talking to Geralt all the time and he seems to have a lot more in common with the witcher.
-Regis is aware of Jaskier's feelings for Geralt. Almost everyone in their group is, save Geralt himself.
-He finds it amusing but will be the first to admit that despite his prickly demeanor there's something about the stairs he can't quite describe that attracts him to the man.
-This all resulting in a comedy of errors at the group travels the continent, Zoltan and Milva in particular going through a lot of alcohol as they watch this play out.
So Iâm finished with Baptism of Fire and so far itâs my favourite book (excluding the short stories). I had tons of fun reading it. The pace was great, the new characters are really awesome and the end was so perfect and ironic. Hereâs what I want to see on the show:
"My steed is called Pegasus."Â "Of course, what else? Know what? Let's think up a name for my elven nag. Mmm..." "Why not roach?" Mocked the troubadour. "Roach," agreed the Witcher. "Nice."" Geralt?" "Yes." "Have you ever had a horse that wasn't called Roach?" "No."
I want this entire dialogue in the show. I don't know why it made me laugh so hard (the nice killed me because in my head it was very enthusiastic). It's so incredibly pointless but it feels like a real conversation between two friends. They are so married. And Dandelion even refers to himself has the âold ball and chainsâ later.
Dandelion has shoulder-length hair and curls it sometime. The best part is the only reason we know that because Geralt noticed. Dandelion is also beautiful enough to be often mistaken for an elf or half-elf (with Joey Batey playing him it shouldnât be too difficult to believe because his impossible face is gorgeous).
Dandelion miscalculated and jumped over a horse. I mean WTF (canât stop laughing).
Being injured actually has consequences even for Witchers and I like that. It makes Geralt more relatable.
Milva calling Geralt an idiot, a lame scruff, hero but sarcastically. I like Milva, she doesnât take any shit from anyone.
âOr put a bit between your teeth" that's kinky Geralt đ (speaking to Dandelion btw. As I said, married).
At some point, everybody gets shitfaced on moonshine and Dandelion tell all the secrets to everybody.
"Save yourself. Dandelion..." "I won't leave you!" OMG so married.
Cahir is scared to be alone in the forest awwwwww.
âGiraldusâ, I wonât even elaborate on that.
âYou tickle my vanity.â I bloody love Regis
Geralt Roger Ăric du haute-bellegarde. I mean WTF Geralt. Youâre so dumb, I love you.
I am completely in love with the Dandelion/Regis/Cahir/Milva group. They are absolutely awesome together. I love that they call out Geralt on his shit and are super loyal. I really canât wait to see that.
Tell me what part of the book you wanna see in the show!