"And stop smiling, dammit!"

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"And stop smiling, dammit!"

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thinking about my femshep.... i’ve retooled her a lot over the years but i think this is it, man
ANI. Pls. For your OCs, from my top songs:
Quite frankly I think it’s a crime this wasn’t in my top 5 bc I listened to it a LOT writing if not winter —ANYWAY.
[send me a song from your Spotify Wrapped and I'll match it to an OC]
Le Siren - Take Care of Yourself
thank you~~
ffff. this is a TRACK. (especially for if not winter squee~)
I need to give this one to Winter Shepard. They're absolutely the type to bottle things up, to release those bottled feelings as anger, to survive and thrive as a middle finger to anyone who's ever doubted them or worked against them.
(Also ridiculously applicable to my non-OC blorbo Levi. Like damn.)
Song from my Spotify Wrapped for your ocs: Right Back Where We Started From by Maxine Nightingale!
[send me a song from your Spotify Wrapped and I'll match it to an OC]
Maxine Nightingale - Right Back Where We Started From
Okay, first, THANK YOU. This song is so fun. I was bobbing my head to it the whole time (thank goodness no one walked by my office to see...)
I'm getting Winter Shepard x Kaidan Alenko vibes here. It's going to take a lot of healing for these two to rekindle their relationship, but Winter seeing Kaidan hurt on Mars... it guts them. And they've missed him. A lot.
Horizon wasn't "little." Winter enjoyed their ME2-era fling with Miranda. Kaidan dated others in the meantime, too. But Winter fell hard for Kaidan during ME1. A depth of feelings they didn't realize until Mars, and its aftermath. I can't blame these two for trying to restore what they had in the midst of Reapers invading the galaxy. <3
Miranda: "We need a plan of attack." Shepard: "I have a plan: Attack."

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OC tag game
tagged by @mxkelsifer, thank you! no-pressure tagging @milesmentis, @galfrey, @spindleweedss, and @dr-paine to play
favorite oc - They're all special to me, but current favorite is a tie between Shion Miller and Neri Surana
newest oc - Winter Shepard-- wait, no, Ria Hawke
oldest oc - Neri, albeit not in their current form
meanest oc - Hmmm. Probably Winter. With Dana Hawke a close second.
softest oc - Every OC has at least some steel in them, but Aryn Lavellan and Shion can be quite soft
most aloof/standoffish oc - Winter
dumbest (affectionate) oc - Dana, though say that to her face and you'll end up very hurt (tbf I tend to write intelligent OCs, making this a somewhat challenging pick)
smartest oc - Uhhhh… Aryn and Shion, perhaps?
horniest oc - Winter, though Heather Cousland is up there
oc you'd bang - none of them; this thought has never crossed my mind before 😅
oc you'd be best friends with irl - I really don't know! I expect I'd be friends with most of them, but best friends? Shion and Neri and I might get on each other's nerves too much for that. Or just be a trio with raging imposter syndrome. Lynn Shepard's a good candidate, though I'd struggle with her military-ness.
Selecting the "You're jealous" dialogue option while flirting with Miranda was so. damn. good.
(Also, please enjoy Winter Shepard's perfect smirks in this clip.)
Shepard: Wait a minute. Are you... jealous? Miranda: Don't be absurd. Shepard: The genetic mutt that the Illusive Man put in charge. Man, that must sting. Miranda: First, it's not a competition. Second, based on your combat records, you're practically a perfect bloody human specimen. Shepard: Perfect human specimen, huh? Miranda: Don't get cocky. I'm the one who put you back together, remember? And I do damn good work. Shepard: You certainly do. <they kiss> Miranda: What the hell was that? Shepard: <grins> Miranda: Okay, this doesn't mean anything. We just... God, I need to think. I need... I'll talk to you later. Shepard: <smirks> Miranda: And stop smiling, damn it!
Heartbreak in four panels: Winter Shepard (they/them) reuniting with Kaidan Alenko on Horizon during Mass Effect 2.