Nov 21, 2023
Windred: Luke, I told you this morning, no swords at the dinner table. Luke: You said the breakfast table. Windred: It's the same table!
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Windred: Luke, I told you this morning, no swords at the dinner table. Luke: You said the breakfast table. Windred: It's the same table!
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Windred: We'll bring back dinner. Martin: What are we gonna have? Luke: Well, that depends on what the teachers say, if you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh, let's see... poison. Martin: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad? Timballstio: Poison pizza. Luke: Oh no, I'm not making two stops!
Windred: You can't give him that! It's not safe!
Luke: It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe.
Windred: He's a child!
Luke: It's educational.
Windred: What if he cuts himself?
Luke: That will be an important lesson.
“Come here, young one, and let me tell you why your father is an asshole!”
-Windred, to tiny Martin
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Old Ninian mouse and his goodwife, Needed a house to build, They had a family grown so large, Their tent was overfilled.
To setting sun the old wife toiled, From daybreak in the east, But Ninian was a lazy mouse, Who loved to sleep and feast.
The wife heaved stone and carried wood, For door and wall and beam, Whilst Ninian idly in daylight, Snored on in peaceful dream.
She raised the gables, built a roof, Her back was bent and sore, As Ninian ate up all the food, And loudly called for more.
So when the house at last was built, His wife nailed up a sign, Which stated ‘THIS AINT NINIANS!’ She said, ‘That shows ‘tis mine!’
Then when the countless seasons passed, And all within had died, The rain and storm of ages long, Had swept the sign outside.
It washed the first three letters out, But left the rest intact, That sign now reads, ‘S AINT NINIANS!’ A church? A joke? A fact!
So traveler if you read the sign, Then take my word ‘tis true, A dreamer can become a saint, So can a glutton too!
-Windred, The Legend of Luke
by the way,, have a look at a new oc,, his name is wind and he has a chicken. also he’s a witch. (these draws are old asfafsfasfas)
The Legend of St. Ninian’s
Old Ninian mouse and his goodwife Needed a house to build, They had a family grown so large, Their tent was overfilled. To setting sun the old wife toiled, From daybreak in the east, But Ninian was a lazy mouse, Who loved to sleep and feast. The wife heaved stone and carried wood, For door and wall and beam, Whilst Ninian idly in daylight, Snored on in peaceful dream. She raised the gables, built a roof, Her back was bent and sore, As Ninian ate up all the food, And loudly called for more. So when the house at last was built, His wife nailed up a sign, Which stated "THIS AINT NINIANS!" She said, "That shows 'tis mine!" Then when the countless seasons passed, As all within had died, The rain and storm of ages ago, Had swept the sign outside. It washed the first three letter's out, But left the rest intact, That sign now reads, "S AINT NINIANS!" A church? A joke? A fact! So traveler if you read the sign, Then take my word 'tis true, A dreamer can become a saint, So can a glutton too!
