#brian jacques

Vilaya: You know what my problem is? I'm too emotionally intelligent. I always know what people are thinking and feeling. It's impossible to have all that information and to not manipulate them. It's a curse.

Sela: I've never taken the high road, but I tell other people too. Sela: because then there's more room for me on the low road.

Martin: (trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark) Martin: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Martin: How about "You banged my mom?" Associate: No… Martin: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Martin: writes You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card