#while also being

“There were several thousand people in the audience, and, right before we went on to answer questions, I was hit by a horrific headache. Back came that sickeningly familiar sense of fear. I thought, This is it. My time is up; I’ve cheated death twice and now he’s coming to claim me.”

Weird “al” yankovic is the most tumblr coded man who i can 120% see having absolutely no idea what tumblr is beyond his child showing him that one of his songs is doing numbers on it on their computer or phone ever. I cannot make it any clearer than this- the man writes songs with the absurdity of someone whose spent a decade on tumblr