#whatnots

When this first became an issue after my laser hair removal began to take, I incorrectly assumed it was a fairly exclusive "transgirl" problem. Instead, like so many of my experiences in the years since coming out, I've learned that it is a fairly universal issue faced my a LOT of folks, both trans and cis. And, as such, it's a universal FRUSTRATION that hopefully this gag can help take the sting off of. After all... Muppets ARE frickin' adorable.

Muppet Whatnot Workshop kit box.

Shadow box.

A whatnot is rearranging my books And inadvertently it’s aging my looks It thinks a thank you is in order but I fear there’s not enough... order I think I'd rather thank it to leave