Cover art for Bloody, Slutty, and Pathetic by WhatMurdah.
Inspired by Penguin Classics covers.
Art is Judith Slaying Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi.

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Cover art for Bloody, Slutty, and Pathetic by WhatMurdah.
Inspired by Penguin Classics covers.
Art is Judith Slaying Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi.

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I’ve loved dhr for years but on god panville has me obsessed and on my knees like no other
Character A calls all the shots in public while Character B has a chokehold on her in private - ABSOLUTE CINÉMA.
Dirty, Flirty and Vindictive
“She hesitated, her mouth twisting. He waited while she decided. This was as far as he’d go. He wouldn’t force a witch who wasn’t willing. Then, she picked up her handbag and followed him.”
I was absolutely honored to make an author copy of Dirty, Flirty and Vindictive for WhatMurdah. Thank you for sharing this wonderful story with us!
As well as a gift for @ivmaruva and a trade with Michelle for the coolest Kindle book sleeve with a wand ribbon closure (peep the last pic). While I enjoyed Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic, I absolutely ADORED Neville and Pansy’s side story in it. So, when I saw 👀 they were getting their own story? to say I was elated is a gross understatement. 🥳
I followed along with DFV as a WIP and practically broke my screen mashing the notification email links🔗. This story has it all. Devoted, DBE badass plant 🌱 daddy Neville Longbottom who’s hunting down Death Eaters, a Pansy Parkinson who finally has a safe space to grow and blossom, electric conversation and high-stakes action.
Typeset and cover by moi Quote page art by @cocotamarindo Title page art by @mina-logan
Pansy in couture vellum inserts and front endpage by @annagaw. There also are some NSFW (and SFW) inserts by @artofcrumbs. And an Easter egg 🥚 insert which I gleaned from the story comments on AO3. 😳
I contemplated many versions, but ultimately decided upon this cover with a ton of Easter eggs, printed on lustre photo paper and covered with 1-mil soft touch laminate. It’s literally wrapped with vines to honor Hogwarts Herbology Professor/Nursery Owner Neville.
WhatMurdah is a genius incorporating delicious sights and smells into the story. Pansy wears a specific perfume for which I found Botanical prints to weave into the typeset: Coffee, Vanilla, Jasmine, Patchouli and Orange Blossoms, plus others reflecting story elements. They have their coordinating chapter and page number at the top. I also purchased a small bottle of the perfume and spritzed the book. 👃🏼
Glued double-fan method and used an Oxford Hollow to support the spine.
I tweaked my BSP typeset to match and will be remaking it soon. Dirty, Flirty and Vindictive is available to read for FREE on AO3.
WIP UPDATE!!!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
"BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC" by WhatMurdah
artwork and typeset by @jessonel
bound by @/tha.bindery
our first amazing collab, thank you amiga 💚

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My recent personal book bind of Bloody, Slutty, & Pathetic by WhatMurdah with original cover designs 🩸🥰
My latest bind, my contribution to the a #SummerOfSmutExchange, made for @twomagpiesbinding https://www.instagram.com/twomagpiesbinding?igsh=cmVxYmQ2bWNpajJo
I binded Bloody, Slutty & Pathetic, written by WhatMurdah and available to read for free on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/52884502?view_full_work=true
I tried to go with a discreet spine (see the last slide 🤣🤣🤣🤣) but the chapter pages include 🌶️🌶️ art, all by amazing various artists (credited in typeset) - thankyou all for letting me use your wonderful art in this typeset.
Included in this post - @incendiosketches https://www.instagram.com/incendiosketches?igsh=MTk2aGl0dWtibmk1dw==
and because i forgot to take more photos of the actual bind some shots of the typeset, art included by Viticula https://www.instagram.com/viticula?igsh=bTE5ZXF6MHU4eHNm, @dracodormienssss https://www.instagram.com/dracodormiensss?igsh=MWp1N2dxc29iNDZjdg== and @ivmaruva https://www.instagram.com/ivmaruva?igsh=MTQybHNmdDhiN3N2cQ==
"She’d thought he saw her as a real person, but it turned out she was just a body he could trade away. Now all she felt was hurt and fear and distrust— a desperate need to protect herself because no one else would. And it felt so much safer to be angry instead of sad and scared. But she wasn’t even allowed that. Because everyone hated an angry witch. She had the howlers to prove it. She was meant to be likeable— sweet and helpful and open to being used. She didn’t want to be open. She wanted to curl into a tight little ball under a hard protective shell and never let anyone near her ever again."
— Bloody, Slutty, and Pathetic