Dirty, Flirty and Vindictive
“She hesitated, her mouth twisting. He waited while she decided. This was as far as he’d go. He wouldn’t force a witch who wasn’t willing. Then, she picked up her handbag and followed him.”
I was absolutely honored to make an author copy of Dirty, Flirty and Vindictive for WhatMurdah. Thank you for sharing this wonderful story with us!
As well as a gift for @ivmaruva and a trade with Michelle for the coolest Kindle book sleeve with a wand ribbon closure (peep the last pic). While I enjoyed Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic, I absolutely ADORED Neville and Pansy’s side story in it. So, when I saw 👀 they were getting their own story? to say I was elated is a gross understatement. 🥳
I followed along with DFV as a WIP and practically broke my screen mashing the notification email links🔗. This story has it all. Devoted, DBE badass plant 🌱 daddy Neville Longbottom who’s hunting down Death Eaters, a Pansy Parkinson who finally has a safe space to grow and blossom, electric conversation and high-stakes action.
Typeset and cover by moi Quote page art by @cocotamarindo Title page art by @mina-logan
Pansy in couture vellum inserts and front endpage by @annagaw. There also are some NSFW (and SFW) inserts by @artofcrumbs. And an Easter egg 🥚 insert which I gleaned from the story comments on AO3. 😳
I contemplated many versions, but ultimately decided upon this cover with a ton of Easter eggs, printed on lustre photo paper and covered with 1-mil soft touch laminate. It’s literally wrapped with vines to honor Hogwarts Herbology Professor/Nursery Owner Neville.
WhatMurdah is a genius incorporating delicious sights and smells into the story. Pansy wears a specific perfume for which I found Botanical prints to weave into the typeset: Coffee, Vanilla, Jasmine, Patchouli and Orange Blossoms, plus others reflecting story elements. They have their coordinating chapter and page number at the top. I also purchased a small bottle of the perfume and spritzed the book. 👃🏼
Glued double-fan method and used an Oxford Hollow to support the spine.
I tweaked my BSP typeset to match and will be remaking it soon. Dirty, Flirty and Vindictive is available to read for FREE on AO3.

















