seaglass mermaid

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i want this man in my inventory

hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

the lamb did not come out of the pan very well. features have been lost. frosting may be needed to rescue the lamb.

hey op do you take criticism

i do not, and please don't speak to me or my son ever again

it's his day. <3

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

the concept of percy and annabeth watching a marine life documentary together and annabeth is sobbing because the narrator is discussing climate change effects while sad music plays and percy is giggling because the octopus and shark have been calling each other sea slurs in almost all the footage

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

Remember when Ursula K. Le Guin called JK Rowling a nasty basic bitch back in like, 2004? We should have listened

“This last is the situation, as I see it, between my A Wizard of Earthsea and J.K.Rowling’s Harry Potter. I didn’t originate the idea of a school for wizards — if anybody did it was T.H.White, though he did it in single throwaway line and didn’t develop it. I was the first to do that. Years later, Rowling took the idea and developed it along other lines. She didn’t plagiarize. She didn’t copy anything. Her book, in fact, could hardly be more different from mine, in style, spirit, everything. The only thing that rankles me is her apparent reluctance to admit that she ever learned anything from other writers. When ignorant critics praised her wonderful originality in inventing the idea of a wizards’ school, and some of them even seemed to believe that she had invented fantasy, she let them do so. This, I think, was ungenerous, and in the long run unwise.“

“Mean-spirited” is the perfect word for harry potter…

she might not have copied anything from Le Guin but boy fucking HOWDY did she lift from Pratchett 💀