#whatidreamed

It started with me having to go to my old high school because a high school rival had challenged me to settle our score from high school with a competition to see who could remember the most choreography from musicals we had both been in. I arrived and before getting into the building I found a puppy that was no bigger than my hand crying in the bushes with people just walking by. 

 "This wont do." I thought "That pupper needs help." 

 So I never went to the dance off and instead took this pupper to the vet. The vet who saw him for free because he was so smol said that he had a rare condition that didn't allow him to go to the bathroom and the only way to cure it was to take him to India and try and get the cure from the royalty there. 

 So I left for India along the way gaining another quest to bring an ancient lipstick back to an English brothel. I got to India and talked to the prince who was very pompous and refused to help me because "I have many royal dogs that need it more." so I told on him to his mother and she gave me the cure for my new pupper(name squeaky cause he squeaked all the time) and I asked about the lipstick. She said that it was hers and I couldn't have it. So I forged a note in the Prince's handwriting and broke into her room in the middle of the night and stole it and left the note that said "Try to look pretty now bitch! -Asshole Prince." 

 I then left India with my now very happy pup and headed back to the English Brothel. When I got there I held up the lipstick and the Madam of the brothel attached it to a compass and as it was glowing the Indian Prince showed up and yelled "You ruined my life!" and I said "We are in a brothel, please be quiet magic is happening." and then one of the girls went up to the prince and he went with her looking happy but I don't think he realized he had to pay her so that should be a rude awakening. the compass stopped glowing and the Madam thanked me with a chicken dinner without explaining the lipstick but she gave my pup a steak so I didn't mind. 

Brega, sério, todos os outros eu ouço.