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Going to be doing some requests if you all want to drop some characters in the comments or my messages I might get to them!

DIALOGS 

1. "It's cold!" / "I'll keep you warm."

2. "I trust you." / "It wasn't a bad idea after all."

3. "I'm bored..." / "Let's make some pancakes together."

4. "Up to the moon only with thou." / "And the stars glitter for thou."

5. "Shut up!" / "Is that your way of saying I love you?"

6. "You're so fucking attractive." / "You're positively plastered."

7. "Why does it always have to end like that?" / "We will figure things out."

8. "How gentle." / "Exactly what I needed..."

9. "He called you, didn't he?" / "Mind your own business."

10. "They chased us!" / "We managed to escape."

11. "If her glare could kill, I would be twisting on the ground right now." / "What did you do?"

12. "Should we order a pizza?/ "Sounds tempting enough."

13. "What would you do if I kissed you right now?" / "Obviously, I'd kiss you back."

14. "Stop breathing so loudly!" / "Sorry. Is that okay?"

15. "Just tell her that." / "Such a pep talk..."

16. "Roses?" / "Only for my lady."

17. "Could you help me out?" / "I think we can dedicate this time to more interesting activities."

18. "I had a nasty day." / "Wanna some hot cocoa?"

19. "I'm in the mood." / "Oh, are you?"

20. "Is that a tequila bottle?" / "Let's play a game!"

21. "Stop teasing." / "Make me."

22. "Go away! Shouldn't see me like that..." / "You're being overprotective, you know that?"

23. "We shouldn't be doing that." / "Then tell me to stop."

24. "When would you finally take it under control?" / "Don't patronize me!"

25. "How can I help?" / "I'll see you around."

26. "Rejecting you was the worst moment of my life." / "You can't be serious."

27. "What's happening?" / "Please, stop asking questions for once."

28. "Stunning." / "I'm not sure about that."

29. "My bra-in is lag-ging." / "Nice catch!"

30. "No shagging restriction." / "Oh, at least don't deny the obvious."

31. "It hurts so freaking much." / "The resentment will eventually pass."

32. "What made you feel entitled to do that?" / "Sloppy romance."

33. "How tragical." / "So what do we do?"

34. "Next nightmare?" / "Cuddling..."

35. "Don't cross the borderline." / "Deal with the consequences."

36. "Just breathe." / "I hate to feel insecure when you're not around."

37. "Dance to this." / "I can teach you."

38. "Please, don't tell me it was you." / "You made your point."

39. "Why did he text you then?" / "Making sure I found a ride."

40. "Did you two fuck?!" / "Quiet!"

41. "Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I love you." / "I know you don't."

42. "I just want to erase that from my memory..." / "Sorry, love." 

43. "Are those guys bothering you?" / "Let me take care of it."

44. "I can't reach the shelf!" / "Stop calling me that!"

45. "Switching sides!" / "That one was reserved for you."

46. "Did you think it was the only reason I came for?" / "You're incredibly vulnerable."

47. "Are you asking if I'm a single?" / "Okay... I-I will."

48. "It was obviously not platonic." / "I have a plan."

49. "Just trying to be intellectual." / "It seems to be a much better option."

50. "The situation drives me crazy!" / "The solution, it is."

SITUATIONAL

51. (time pressure + a reliable friend) + "Could you be more careful with this mascara?" + "And could you stop moving around?"

52. (getting comfy) + "You are such a blanket hog."

53. (a LOT of possessiveness + a house party) + "I'm the only one who can stare at you like that."

54. (carefree atmosphere + a nightclub dancing) + "Are those magic mushrooms working for real?"

55. (an unexpected encounter) + "Haven't seen you in a while..."

56. (post-argument + heavy tension) + "I hate you too, princess."

57. (solicitous behavior + too many sneezes) + "I don't take no as an answer. A hot cup of tea is the best cure."

58. (sexually themed) + "Can I shampoo your hair?" 

59. (very poor cooking abilities) + "I just tried to bake a cake!" + "I'll note not to give you the easy-explosive devices next time."

60. (soul mates) + "Finally found what I was looking for."

61. (ice skating + plenty of affection) + "I can't do that! I'm going to trip down!"

62. (shyness + birthday present) + "It's too valuable. I cannot take it."

63. (Paris + venereal mood) + "I wasn't talking about the view."

64. (protectiveness + emotionally needy) + "Shhh, it's all right, you're safe..."

65. (fancy gala + too elegant garments) + "Should we sneak out of here?"

PANDEMIC BONUS

66. (the lockdown) + "Shit! We're trapped!" + "I think it's not the obstacle."

67. (the lockdown + extremely prodigal pandemic habits) + "Could you read the book for me?"