listen i don’t even go to malevolent besides getting osmosis from my beloved @coulson-is-an-avenger but i’m offended on behalf of all of you because what on earth is this
[ID: a screenshot from the animated trailer for malevolent series 2, showing the most plain looking young white man you’ve ever seen. captioning reads, “>> Your tone? You don’t believe me?” “>>Now, why wouldn’t I believe” End ID]
i would like to share my genuine first reaction to seeing this image.
[ID: screenshots of discord messages from pocketsizedquasar. The first screenshot has the following messages:
“I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR HOW BAD THAT WOULD BE HELLO???” (with a double exclamation, finger pointing up, and sob emoji reacts) // “WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE AN EXTRA IN A PIXAR FILM” (with a laughing emoji react) // “WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE STALE BREAD GIVEN PERSONHOOD” // “WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD BOY GOING OFF TO COLLEGE FOR THE FIRST TIME. IN A PIXAR FILM.” (with a double exclamation emoji react) //“im ragging on pixar no hate to pixar he just looks so generic” // “he looks like the concept of ennui as a person”
The second screenshot reads, “he looks like a white picket fence was given a human body” with a laughing emoji react.
The third screenshot reads, “he looks like the emotional experience of going to the DMV was given legs and a face and taught what taxes were”
End ID]
