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When I was a kid, I walked the picket line with my mom during teachers' strikes. Today, @misscecil and I took my mom down to Warners to walk the line. I brought home a sign (I asked if it was OK).
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Hollywood is the single best example of mature labor power in America
This afternoon (May 6), Iâll be in Berkeley at the Bay Area Bookfest for a 3:30PM event with Glynn Washington for my book Red Team Blues; tomorrow (May 7), itâs an 11AM event with Wendy Liu for my book Chokepoint Capitalism.
Weds (May 10), Iâm in Vancouver for a keynote at the Open Source Summit and a book event at Heritage Hall and Thu (May 11), Iâm in Calgary for Wordfest.
The Writers Guild is on strike. Hollywood is closed for business. The unionâs bargaining documents reveal a cartel of studios that refused to negotiate on a single position. This could go on for a long-ass time:
If youâd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, hereâs a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
The writers are up for it. A lot of people are saying this is the first writersâ strike since 2007/8, but thatâs not quite right. That was the last time the writers went on strike against the studios, but in 2019, the writers struck against their own talent agentsâââwithin the space of a week, all 7,000 writers in Hollywood fired their agents. They struck against the agencies for 22 months.
The agencies had consolidated down to four major firms, two backed by private equity who loaded them up with debt that could only be repaid if the agencies figured out how to vastly increase their profits. They did so, by unilaterally switching the way they did business with their clients. Instead of taking a 10% commission on the creative wages they bargained for, the agencies started to take âpackaging feesâ from the studios for putting together a writer, director, stars, etc. These fees came out of the same budget that the talent got paid from, so the higher the fee was, the less the talent made. Soon, some showrunners were discovering that they were getting 10% and their agents were getting 90%!
The agencies werenât done, either: they were building their own studios, and planning to negotiate with themselves on behalf of their clients. The writers said fuck this shit. They issued a code of conduct ordering the agencies to knock all that shit off. The agencies swore theyâd never do it. Why should they? Every job these writers had ever done came through an agency, and the agencies were staffed with the toughest, most obnoxious negotiators on the planet.
They were sure the writers would cave. After all, the top tier of writers had been handled with kid gloves by the agencies and not ripped off to the same extent as their jobbing, workaday peers. Theyâd break solidarity and the union would collapse, right?
Wrong. Twenty-two months later, every one of the agencies caved on every single point. Bam. Union strong.
(Want to learn more? Check out Chokepoint Capitalism, Rebecca Giblinâs and my book about creative labor markets:)
http://chokepointcapitalism.com
Now the writers are back on strike and itâs triggered a predictable torrent of anti-worker nonsense (âstriking writers will lead to public indifference to torture!) (no, really) (ugh):
One common theme in these bad takes is that writers arenât real workers, like, you know, coal miners or Starbucks baristas. Theyâre coddled intellectuals, and havenât the intelligentsia been indifferent to proletarian struggle since, you know, time immemorial?
This is wrong in every conceivable way. For starters, itâs ahistorical. Lord Byron and innumerable other toffs and poets and such were right there with the Luddites, demanding labor justice during the Industrial Revolution, as Brian Merchant writes in his outstanding, forthcoming history of the Luddites, Blood in the Machine:
But you donât have to look back to the stocking frame to find this kind of solidarity. As Hamilton Nolan writes in his newsletter, âHollywood is the single best example of mature labor power in Americaâ:
The entire Hollywood workforce, from grips to carpenters, costumers to plumbers, teamsters to medics, is unionized. That includes writers and actors (Iâm a member of IATSE Local 839, AKA The Animation Guild). I live in Burbank, the entertainment industryâs company town (fun fact! The âHollywoodâ studios are largely over the city line, in Burbank). Walk down Burbank Boulevard, Magnolia Boulevard, or any of the other major roads, and youâll pass many union halls.
Burbank is a prosperous place. Thatâs thanks, in part, to the studios, whose entertainment products are very profitable. But working in a profitable industry is not, in and of itself, a guarantee that you will get a share of those profits. Some of the most profitable industries in the worldâââe-commerce, fast food, logisticsâââhave the lowest paid workforces.
Burbank is prosperous because the unions made sure that everyoneâââthe grips, the costumers, the animators, the actors, the writers, the teamsters and the pipefittersâââgets a decent wage, decent health care and a decent retirement. My pal the set-dresser who worked crazy hours shlepping furniture around sitcom sets for decades? All that work did bad stuff to his joints, which meant that he needed a hip replacement in his fortiesâââwhich was 100% covered, including his sick leave while he recovered. He was able to take early retirement in his late fifties, with a solid pension, with his health in excellent shape and many years of happiness with his partner stretching before him.
Thatâs what unions get you: a good job that might be hard at times, and the costs of your work are borne by the employer who profits from your labor. As Nolan writes, the point of unions is to âmake sure that people! Are! Not! Disposable!â
Unions deliver the American dream. As Pete Seeger sang in âTalking Union Bluesâ:
Now, if you want higher wages let me tell you what to do
You got to talk to the workers in the shop with you
You got to build you a union, got to make it strong
But if you all stick together, boys, it wonât be long
You get shorter hours, better working conditions
Vacations with pay. Take your kids to the seashore
We tend to focus on wages in union discussions, but unions arenât merely about getting better pay, itâs about making better jobs. When LA teachers went out on strike in 2019, wages werenât at the top of their listâââthey bargained for greenspace for every school, replacing rotting portables with permanent buildings, ending ICE entrapment of parents at the school gates, social workers and counselors for schoolsâŚand wages.
I really like how Nolan puts this. The way that the studios make money has changed: streaming is clobbering ad-supported TV and movie theater tickets. The studios are adapting. The workers want to adapt, too. The studios would rather âtreat[] their work force as a disposable natural resource to be mined, used up, and then abandoned, as business dictates.â
A union gives workers âthe same ability to adapt to changing industries that companies already have.â The studios want to leave workers behind. Unions give workers the collective power to say, âNo. Youâre taking us with you.â
Union workers are wealthier than their non-union counterparts, but thatâs not just because of higher wages. As Nolan writes, âUnions make sure that the people get to adapt to changing industries, and not just the investors and the business owners.â
[Union workers] have a far greater ability to build coherent, long-term careers, as opposed to a constant treadmill of unstable short-term gigs. In non-union industries, businesses can just act like ships cutting through a desperate sea of workers, scooping up whoever they want and then tossing them overboard as soon as itâs convenient. In a union industry, though, the companies are forced to deal with the labor force as an equal. The workers have their own damn boat.
Advocates for market capitalism insist that market forces increase prosperity for everyone. They say that, in the end, having corporations serve their shareholders results in corporations serving everyone.
But a comparison of unionized and nonunionized industries reveals the hollowness of that prospect. Hollywood is wildly profitable and it pays every kind of worker well. Thatâs because workers have solidarity across sectors and trades. Striking writers like jonrog1 are calling on supporters to donate to the Entertainment Community Fund:
The Entertainment Community Fund supports everyone else who is affected by the work-stoppage, all the other creative and craft trades whose work has been halted by the writersâ struggle. If you want to support these workers, make sure you select âFilm and TVâ from the drop-down menu when you donate (we gave $100):
https://entertainmentcommunity.org/
Because all the workers are in this together. As Adam Conover explains in this amazing CNN clip, David Zazlav, the head of CNN parent-company Warner-Discovery, made a quarter of a billion dollars last year, enough to pay all the demands of all the writers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL-YwKO81go
And Carol Lombardini, spokesvillain for the studio cartel AMPTP, told the press that ââWriters are lucky to have term employment.â As John Rogers says, she âwiped out the doubt of every writer who wasnât sure this negotiation really IS so important, that it actually IS about turning us into gig workers.â
The stakes in this strike are the same as the stakes in every strike: will workers get a fair share of the value their labor creates, or will that value be piled up in the vaults of $250,000,000/year CEOs? Itâs not like the studios especially hate writersâââlike all corporations, they hate all their workers. The same tactics that theyâre using to make it so writers canât pay the rent today will be turned on every other kind of Hollywood worker tomorrowâââand when the writers win this one, theyâll support those workers, too.
Thereâs a lot of concern about AI displacing creative labor, but the only entity that can take away a writerâs wage is a human being, an executive at a studio. As has been the case since the time of the Luddites, the issue isnât what the machine does, itâs who it does it for and who it does it to.
After all, as Charlie Stross points out, a corporation is just a âSlow AI,â remorselessly paperclip-maximizing its way through the lives and joy of the flesh-and-blood people who constitute its inconvenient gut-flora:
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[Image ID: Animators walk the picket-line during the Disney Animator's Strike in 1941.]
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The best part of living in Burbank is you get to walk the picket line with the mayor
[Image ID: Cory Doctorow and Burbank Mayor Konstantine Anthony on the WGA-W picket line outside Warner Brothers in Burbank, California. Anthony holds a WGAW strike sign that readers âBurbank is a union town!!!â]
We have to do Bard because everyone else is doing AI; everyone else is doing AI because weâre doing Bard.
âCan a Generative AI produce a sitcom script? Yeah, it can. Will the script be any good? Meh. It will be, at best, average. Maybe it will be a creative kind of average, by remixing tropes from different genres (âShakespeare in spaaaaaaaaace!â), but itâs still going to be little more than a rehash.'
As it happens, I live in Burbank, home to two of the Big Four studios (Warner and Disney) and when I got home from my latest book-tour stop on Friday I dropped off my suitcase and joined the picket-line out front of Warnerâs, joining Burbakâs mayor Konstantine Anthony on the line.
Iâm not a screen-writer, but I am a novelist, and Iâve done enough screenplay work that Iâm a member of a Hollywood union (The Animation Guild, IATSE Local 839). Walking the line, I got to talk to a number of Writers Guild of America West members who were out striking, and we traded war-stories about the studio execs who want to fire our asses and replace us with chatbots.
One writer was describing how frustrating execsâ ânotesâ can be. They call in writers with some kind of high concept, like, âMake me another Everything Everywhere All At Once, but make it horror, only like E.T.â
In other words, execs already treat writers like chatbots.
- Google's AI Hype Circle: We have to do Bard because everyone else is doing AI; everyone else is doing AI because we're doing Bard.