#went bad

anyways but coffee lesbian week is ON everybody!!!!

So, to go from Italy to England you can either use the airplane or be a crazy person and get the train (a 13 hours long trip, Jesus Christ ). And you always travel in a can, either a flying one or one with tires, and that’s reassuring isn’t it? So, we chose the airplane because we wanted to be sure that if the flight went somehow wrong , we’d die, for sure. So we get to the airport at like 8:00 in the morning, we do all the stuff you have to do, and we get on the plane at around 10:00 am. The flight goes fine, and we arrive 15 minutes before we were meant to. Now that we are in the Luton airport we need to get on a bus and get to London and, obviously, all the empty sits are one away from the other. So, being the shy and socially awkward one of the family, I decide to sit down in the back of the bus next to a kid that was part of a group (probably a school trip? Idk) with a bunch of other kids. Now, when I first arrived they were quiet and I thought they spoke English and maybe I could try to engage in a conversation (I mean they were kids and didn’t seem much younger than me, so usually I don’t feel that awkward speaking to someone my age) , but I was wrong, oh boy was I wrong. In the moment the bus moves these kids start to yell and speak loudly in GERMAN to one another. Me and the kid next to me look awkwardly at each other and then he falls asleep. I have headphones on so I try to ignore the screaming kids ( you should know that I HATE with all my soul loud noises and crowded places, but only when it’s not concerts I can luckily enjoy them, and usually these kind of places put me in a really bad mood and I can sometimes have panic attacks) so everything went pretty decently, apart from a kid that was either taking a photo of my DS (Nintendo DS is still the most important object that I have to bring on a trip) or doing a really crappy selfie that had him getting up from his sit and almost touching me with his phone from ACROSS THE EFFING CORRIDOR OF THE BUS. Yeah, he was sitting on the furthest sit at my left and there was a person-wide corridor and a full sit in between us ( ya know like 2 sits on the right side of the bus | corridor | 2 sits on the left side) and the little motherfucker got up from his sit and stretched all the way until his phone was like 5 cm away from my DS. So I gave him the type of look that you would give someone that just insulted your mother in the worst way possible. And you can bet your future grandchildren’s heads his German ass got back on the sit. So after 3 quarters of the trip someone got down of the bus and I had the chance to sit next to my mom, and I did it faster than light. And at 11:40 am I was already done with everyone's shit.

What the fuck was that season.