Can I ask for some more Chowder x Ransom please?? They're just the sweetest.
âYour fanny pack looks ridiculous,â Chowder huffs.
âHey!â Ransom gasps, âDonât hate on fanny packs, babe.â
âIâm not hating on fanny packs, Iâm very specifically hating on your pineapple-print fanny pack that has the word âbroâ bedazzled on it.â
âAlright, but who snuck two water bottles and snacks in here?â Ransom asks, hitting his shoulder against Chowderâs.
âAny fanny pack couldâve done that,â Chowder points out.
âBut no other fanny pack would look this good doing it,â Ransom grins, leaning down to kiss the grimace on Chowderâs face.
âRemind me why I put up with this,â Chowder sighs, but he takes Ransomâs hand and squeezes it, so Ransom knows heâs joking.
âBecause I take you to cool amusement parks and hold your hand on the scary rides, of course,â Ransom chirps back.
âExcuse me?â Chowder laughs, âI recall someone nearly breaking my fingers on the Jurassic Park ride because the dinosaurs were too scary.â
âHmmm,â Ransom hums, âNot me, mustâve been your other boyfriend.â
âRight, right, of course,â Chowder nods, âMy other boyfriend, who doesnât pair salmon shorts with a blue tank-top and pineapple fanny pack, because he values my sanity.â
âSounds like a really boring guy,â Ransom comments, tugging on Chowderâs hand to lead him towards the Hulk ride. âCâmon, this one looks sick.â
âI dunno, babe, that one looks scary,â Chowder says, sticking his lip out in a faux-pout, âAre you going to hold my hand?â
Ransom laughs, bright and loud and unashamed, as he squeezes Chowderâs hand and says, âAlways, C.â