#weird experiences

I just finished my first year of college, so here we go:

We kept being stuffed in random buildings all over campus for lectures. Places of note include the super fancy exam hall (which is not built for lectures at all), the school of midwifery, the science building and the arts block 

We were told some people go all through college without getting to eat in the great, old dining hall because they think we’re not allowed in (we are) so I decided a great time to do this would be my first week when I had no friends and sat alone at the longest, biggest table you’ve ever seen surrounded by ancient paintings that were judging me silently 

One of our seminars got cancelled last minute cos the seminarist was, at the time, in Court fighting a case 

We had an in-depth discussion in a lecture about whether pigs were cattle 

In another lecture we had an in-depth discussion of whether a pringle was potato-ey enough 

A lecturer got tried for murder 

At the start of the year seeing a document was twenty pages was “what the hell’. At the end of the year seeing a document was twenty pages was “oh thank god”

All the gay people in the year made a group chat called “the irreversibles” after we learned about a case where gay rights were denied because letting people be openly gay could turn people who are only “slightly gay” into “irreversible homosexuals”

5% of a module was logging onto a discussion board and having it out with other people in the class. The argument didn’t even have to be good, you just had to do it 

We were forced to read the entirety of Ryanair’s terms and conditions just for the lecturer to prove a point 

Okay, this recently came to our light but I felt like sharing with you guys! (And actually fits with being a gateway and soulbond system.)

When the system was

much

smaller than it is now,

we didnt understand what sort of system we were at the time? Sure we heard of Gateway, Quoigntic and Endogenic but for awhile we just said

“Soulbonds + 1 Tulpa”

if that makes sense.

Regardless, during those times I was self-conscious, not doing well and dissociated.

These 2 beings appeared, a few days apart in fact! But at first I thought it was weird dream/sub-con stuff? At the time, I didnt want to seem like a fake and by the maker I didnt want a large system either.

So I didnt recognized them as beings. And again, I was very doubtful at that time!

The first was a Pink.exe looking guy.  We called him

Donut

due to his shoe charms.

(TW: Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Open Wounds, Bleeding eyes.);

Donut was into..questionable things, like teeth. But he appeared almost every Tuesday for tea or spook stuff. And sometimes it’ll be spontaneous? It was very strange. The other one, who we called Radio;

Radio likes to broadcast from his lil cabin in the forest at night---weirdly enough, telling spooky stories and things like that.

We left them alone, they werent causing trouble.

APPARENTLY THEY WERE SOME WEIRD NIGHT VALE X MOBIAN SITUATION!

Recently, one of my partners I was telling this to came to light to me about it by mistake! They brought up Night Vale of Cecil and Kevin due to their similarities and such that caused everyone to scream! This struck a core, it spooked me cause;

I dont know anything of Night Vale related.

They’re mobians/anthro eldritch types? It’s very strange.

I didnt know how to respond to them. I really thought they were weird brain tricks, they came in the same week and only days apart but nope, they’re actually soulbonds!

Most is familiar with Radio more due to his show but not Donut? But ironically Radio recognized him. I shouldnt of been so careless in retrospect.

Other small info that is canon in Night Vale as well from both of them telling me things. They just..HAD TO BE FROM A SOURCE I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT AND MOBIANS/CANON-DIVERGENT SO IT’LL BE MUCH HARDER FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND.

It was the big one this time and they, they had halloween fabric that I didn’t have already...plus it was on sale and there was an extra 25% off clearance so...

But for some reason every time I go into one of these stores I have a weird interaction with the person cutting my fabric. With out fail. 

First visit-

lady thought I said I make *dog* clothes instead of *doll* and proceeds to spend the entire time talking about comicons (i’m wearing a slytherin tank top so obv i’m a nerd lol) and then asks if I take my dog with me? I don’t have a dog.

Second-

old lady says I must be a goth. (she said it funny or worded it weird but rn I can’t remember) asks if i’ve ever seen ncis because I look like abby. ( I usually get garcia from criminal mind references but sure, I can appreciate abby) OH AND THEN she rings me up too and won’t let me use my coupon because it’s for over $30 and I’m not far enough over to us it...like uh, $30.52 *before taxes* is still over $30.00....?? ( I honestly don’t remember the exact number. I wanna say it came out pretty close to $35-$38 but it was a few months ago....but I know I was right. My mom was there too and she couldn’t figure out what the lady was saying either. She wouldn’t even scan my coupon just to appease me and to see if it worked)

Third visit-

cashier rings me up wrong and then some how accuses me of it being my fault? like she rang up too many fabric quarters? And counted the sheets of paper wrong. (This is all after I had to witness some lady and some old guy hold up the line because he was using her coupon? but then wanted to exchange numbers because he was starting a church out of his house? And she was actually interested in it because she’d like to find “like-minded people” closer to where she lived. It was all so odd to watch)

Fourth (today)-

First some lady lost some raggedy anne pantaloons? and was yelling at everyone around her that someone took them out of her cart...a few min later I watched her find them on top of a stack of clearance fabric

The woman cutting my fabric had already asked what I was making and then at one point when I said I didn’t need much said, “Oh. But what if she grows?” She was so serious. And I just said, “I seriously hope she doesn’t.” Very seriously she suggested if that happened I’d need to consult with an exorcist.  

My fabric also creeped her out 

Her grandmother was a very talented embroiderer and in the 40s/50s lived in paris and worked with some famous designers. She also won best wedding dress 2 different years? She also has a cousin? Aunt? I don’t remember who studying haute couture in Korea right now.

Now if you're wondering WHY did I stay in the taco bell with thong ski mask girl?

I thought it through carefully as we stood in line awkwardly, in the dank, humid, stale, unstirred air with the A/C on the fritz: If you're going to risk it all, surely it wouldn't be at a TACO BELL. (Plus I was already in line)