Feb 16
Week 8 of Slightly Unhinged Affirmations. (Posted every Monday)
"I am proof that you can be highly functional and slightly feral."
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Week 8 of Slightly Unhinged Affirmations. (Posted every Monday)
"I am proof that you can be highly functional and slightly feral."
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Week Eight (7/7/25)
Tattoo
Prophecy
Domesticity
Free Choice
results are in! week eight's top cunt is:
finger dragonet!
congrats your cuntesty, and i will see y'all voters tomorrow :)
Serving Cunt: Tumblr Edition
Week Eight Finals
Cuntegory One Winner: Descendants (2015)
Cuntegory Two Winner: "Restaurant staircase on a rainy evening" by @seducingghosts (ik you didnβt sign up for this but cuntgrats on making it to finals lol)
Cuntegory Three Winner: Finger Dragonet (Dactylopus dactylopus)
Who is serving the most cunt?
Descendants
Stairs
Finger Dragonet
NOTE: although the poll timer lasts a week, poll results will be recorded june 29th at 11:59PST. any votes cast after that are just for funsies
Serving Cunt: Tumblr Edition
Week Eight, Cuntegory One: Post-2010 Disney Channel Original Movies
Serving Cunt is currently dedicated to @rocketrocky. she's not dead but tumblr nerfed her blog for no reason so these polls are in her name until they give it back.
entry one: Radio Rebel (2012)
entry two: Teen Beach Movie (2013)
entry three: Descendants (2015)
entry four: Adventures in Babysitting (2016)
entry five: Zombies (2018)
Who is serving the most cunt?
Radio Rebel
Teen Beach Movie
Descendants
Adventures in Babysitting
Zombies
NOTE: although the poll timer lasts a week, poll results will be recorded june 25th at 11:59PST. any votes cast after that are just for funsies
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Serving Cunt: Tumblr Edition
Week Eight, Cuntegory Three: Saltwater Fish
Serving Cunt is currently dedicated to @rocketrocky. she's not dead but tumblr nerfed her blog for no reason so these polls are in her name until they give it back.
entry one: Flashlight Fish (Photoblepharon palpebratus)
entry two: Yellow Multibanded Pipefish (Dunckerocampus pessuliferus)
entry three: Finger Dragonet (Dactylopus dactylopus)
entry four: Wrought Iron Butterflyfish (Chaetodon daedalma)
entry five: Greenband Goby (Tigrigobius multifasciatus)
Who is serving the most cunt?
Flashlight Fish
Yellow Multibanded Pipefish
Finger Dragonet
Wrought Iron Butterflyfish
Greenband Goby
NOTE: although the poll timer lasts a week, poll results will be recorded june 25th at 11:59PST. any votes cast after that are just for funsies
Serving Cunt: Tumblr Edition
Week Eight, Cuntegory Two: Stairs
Serving Cunt is currently dedicated to @rocketrocky. she's not dead but tumblr nerfed her blog for no reason so these polls are in her name until they give it back.
entry one: University of California, Riverside Arts Building (photos by architecture firm Chu & Gooding)
entry two: "Restaurant staircase on a rainy evening" by @seducingghosts
entry three: these stone steps photographed by @aroprideπ
entry four: Bouzarjomehr Company, Mashhad, Iran, Why Architects Group (posted by @upstairsdownstairsandinbetween)
entry five: Stairway #4 (1990) by lan Lambot (Location: Kowloon Walled City, Hong Kong)
Who is serving the most cunt?
UC Riverside Arts Building
Restaurant Staircase
Stone Steps
Bouzarjomehr Company
Stairway #4 in Kowloon
NOTE: although the poll timer lasts a week, poll results will be recorded june 25th at 11:59PST. any votes cast after that are just for funsies
shoutout to @turing-tested for curating most of the images i picked for this week! i'm a stairsweek fan uwu
Serving Cunt: Tumblr Edition
Week Eight Cuntegory Selection
DCOMs (2010-)
Chairs
Tables
Stoves
fortnite characters
stairs
fish (saltwater)
fish (freshwater)
top three will be selected, any ties will be broken by Me :)
NOTE: although the poll timer lasts a week, poll results will be recorded june 22nd at 11:59PST. any votes cast after that are just for funsies