#weeeeeeird

Highly recommend not touching that guy.

anyone else have. like. weirdly veiny hands.

Huh I had a really weird dream! In-universe I was supposed to be acting in some sort of play that was like a classic kids storybook everyone knows, but now I'm waking up like 'okay what the FUCK was that story???" It was kinda like.. I dunno.. Scrooge mixed with horrible unsanitary nickelodeon style slime. For some reason there was a bathroom that had three baths floating above each other like a bunk bed. And it was meant to be like you climbed up all the baths and saw three people who grill you for your sins and then you fall back down and land in an awful bath of grossness as your punishment. Me in the dream was doing some offtopic rambling about how in Victorian times this part of the play would involve pelting people with rotten fruit or dead animals or throwing them down a giant toilet, so nickelodeon slime was comparatively preferrable.! And apparently the protagonist of the dream was someone who'd actually done something awful for real and was taking the villain role in this stage play to punish themselves. So seeing all the scroogey roasting scenes was super depressing, and then this protagonist would go join a different theatre troupe playing the same play the next day, forever and ever. Trapped in a weird curse of nickelodeon slime???? And then oddly enough the dream gave me a cool motivational speech about how 'its not always a perfect happy ending but medium endings are still something joyous'. And this particular theatre troupe rewrote the story to be more sympathetic to the scrooge character and give them an epilogue where they change their ways and all. So our protagonist was kinda saved by this new version of the play, and it ended oddly positively before I woke up. Actually I think the protagonist might have even been the real scrooge from the original story who was cursed with immortality and chose to use it punishing themself instead of trying to actually fix their problems. Weird stage play immortality! Involving a tower of baths! Seriously in the dream I was taking this whole thing SO seriously, there was a bunch of world building about the exact acting skills to fall into a bath properly without hurting yourself but still make the splash look dramatic. Oh and I think I remember the actor who gave me the positive monologue also somehow invented The Next Best Bath Tool. Which was just a stick with a spring on it and I still have no idea what it was supposed to do. It was like one of those automatic umbrellas that pop out, so maybe you were meant yo attatch a sponge to the end and throw it at dirt or something. Also it was apparently very important to paint it purple!