i imagine your internal monologue to be something like "fuck fuck im gay what he fuck does this bitch think he's doing what the hell oh shit pretty lady im so gay oh fuck god damnit what the hell is this blackbird🥺🥺🥺 im in love FUCK theres a table there gonna go to the gym i need to run faster than all the Straight Men gotta be STROGN because im fucking gay" 24/7
you know i think i’m going to make this my pinned post instead of the bio i spent thirty minutes on because it both explains my entire personality in an entertaining way and makes me sound like a very gay golden retriever and i just think that’s beautiful


















