Who’s more dominant: thomas for obvious reasons. Who’s the cuddler: thomasWho’s the big spoon/little spoon: toys is the little spoon and i refuse to hear any arguments for otherwise What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: getting away as far as possible from harry dresden and joe ledger tbh Who uses all the hot water: toys probably. but only because he tries to wash off the past with hot water and it doesn’t work :(((( everyone be sad with me Most trivial thing they fight over: who gets the washroom at what time because they’re both prima donnas and take forever probably Who does most of the cleaning: toys. thomas is a slob. this is pretty much tdf canon.What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: toys but i bet u they share a lot of tv in common so Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: toooyysssssWho leaves their stuff around: thomas. need i remind u that thomas is a SLOB. Who remembers to buy the milk: toys, duh.Who remembers anniversaries: thomas. 600% thomas. Who cooks normally: toys is probably a pretty good cook, i imagine. How often do they fight: they probably argue once a week about their respective self-loathing issues tbh. What do they do when they’re away from each other: life goes on?? toys is probably doing freetech stuff. thomas does what thomas does. make people pretty. help harry kill demons. Nicknames for each other: well toys is a nickname and i don’t want to hear anything come from toys other than thomas because i picture him saying it with his accent and i die Who is more likely to pay for dinner: toys. do we need to talk about HOW MUCH MONEY THIS MAN HAS.Who steals the covers at night: toys. What would they get each other for gifts: toys probably very explicitly refuses gifts at first but he’ll buy thomas w/e he wants. sugar daddy alexander chismer. (thomas eventually says fuck it and buys toys something. idk not something expensive but something sentimental)Who kissed who first: thomas smooched first. thomas immediately regretted it. probably tried to exit stage left real fast when toys grabbed him and kissed him back. Who made the first move: this question is so redundant. the previous answer applies here.Who remembers things: 100% thomas. shitty romantic vampire remembers every important date. Who started the relationship: toys, i guess? thomas would be super reluctant about it at first. toys’d need to show him that THIS IS OK WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK Who cusses more: toys. What would they do if the other one was hurt: they’d probably kill whoever did the hurting. Who is the dirty talker: considering what thomas is the answer to this question is thomas.A head canon: the first time thomas tells toys about what he is and what kind of supernatural bullshit he deals with toys just kind of stares blankly at him and then looks in the distance like he’s on the office.
