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next in my mcu journey, here's my live reaction to guardians of the galaxy (2014). i don't remember particularly loving this film when it first came out, but i DO remember it having a robust soundtrack. something literally every film prior in this series has been severely lacking imo (like why is iron man the only one allowed to have a COUPLE of fun songs per film??). these films are so fucking camp but they take themselves too seriously to have fun with the music like 70% of the time. i also remember thinking this is a far more fun ensemble than the avengers so yay i'm excited to hopefully see some unrestrained fun from marvel!
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omg fuck yeah baby chris pratt has been using music as a coping mechanism since he was a kid to deal with his mom dying?? this is looking like a recipe for exactly the kind of ptsd induced goofy guy i wanna see on my television i really really hope he's properly goofy
and hes a redneck?? incredible
holy shit ok i am pmsing and a little stoned so emotions are high and primed, but yes i am legitimately crying
and on top of everything his dads come down to alien abduct him
ok this planet is gorgeous it looks genuinely vintage sci fi (not in every shot though but thats ok i'll let it slide)
holy spyware spaceman
opening credits cut out and we've already had 2 great songs plus a thus far poignant score also peter's so silly and mean-spirited i have a feeling i'm going to love him as a character but will never come close to having any desire to know someone like him irl. please peter please be a more successful tony stark i want to love you
cringefail narcissist that actually gets an appropriate reaction yesssss
fuck yeah he sucks so deliciously this dipshit's addicted to getting his absolute shit rocked
and he did it while his hookup was still over. incredible
i gotta stop entertaining earth boys this redneck drove his trailer out to a robbery while i was still over and then he fought with his boss on video call in front of me
oh fuck yeah alien organized crime boss kidnapping father figure is so fucking camp
ritualy performing war crimes to avenge my father. incredible and immediately we're introduced to gamora's cyborg sister shes so hot
fuck yeah sibling rivalry of severely political proportions
lmaoooooo stan lees getting spied on alien cheating under rocket's bitter watch i love this movie
omggggg rocket and groot are his bounty hunters this rocks
absolutely incredible zoe saldana is really selling the misery fueled determination of being the most competent person in a fight that just won't end
lmaooooo getting roasted by my arresting officer john c reilly
glenn close?? incredible i hope this is another ben kingsley situation please let this legendary performer put every ounce of her endless talent into the most ridiculous character possible
peter thinks he's eating so hard i love him
this guy thinks he hatched from a one of a kind rock incredible. vaguely east coast animal testing victim with no sense of where you came from i love you dearly
crashing out bc i've spent all day listening to a tree introduce himself and then my fucking jailer listened to my walkman
this is how you apply a fucking soundtrack marvel we're having fun with trauma and abuse here
kinda strange he hasnt heard of gamora given he was listening to news radio about her political theater company earlier i'll choose to believe this adhd king just keeps it on like peanuts adults style background noise
lmaoooo gotta stick with the jailers who will get me out of the first ring of jail
oh gamora the trials you and dave bautista are about to go through before becoming besties the score in this film is making me GIVE A FUCK marvel take note
gotta follow my bounty bc he wants to be a hero. this horny dipshit heard a hot genocider's brief verbal defence and got a fucking chivalry boner
chivalrously applied racialized misogyny this cringefail narcissist redneck dipshit is incredible to watch in action hes like a beautiful trainwreck
didn't get to kill her and then my favorite knife got stolen :(
lmaoooooo "asleep for the danger, awake for the money" i love that this is a pattern for groot
the villainous line readings in this film are consistently top notch
turning around in my floating rock throne the voice style to engage in heated diplomacy and also remind my daughter that's here that it's actually her turncoat sister who i unambiguously love more
i love this idiot squad very public jailbreak planning
groot is my best friend and rocket is so cute scurrying around in his prisoner uniform
"creepy little beast" and the creep LOCKS IN
ambiguous as to if he got consent or not super not great to begin with and then there's that
holy shit rocket's the biggest dick of them all in this troupe of absolute dicks do i remember correctly that we don't even get his tragic backstory until the third movie? too long to wait i fear i need to know all of these assholes' traumas intimately RIGHT NOW i love them all
"do not ever call me a thesaurus" drax is fantastic he's like an even more literal version of what i imagine would've happened to anya on buffy if xander got vamped at their wedding instead of leaving her at the altar
trying to jailbreak these assholes and one of them straight up states that he's eaten my people fml idek who my people are i'm so not in the headspace to dissect this rn. and the broad called me rodent :(
omfg i forgot he named his ship after alyssa milano tbh i would've too but in a cool and gay way bc i'd be thinking of her from charmed
doubling back on my jailbreak to save my tunes i would've too man dw
"behold" bro i am this dipshits hubris is fantastic
dave bautista is my favorite actor why is drax the funniest fucking person in this series
finding evidence that this asshole racoon is risking blowing up my ship and he swiftly blows me up emotionally fmlllll dude
these assholes all suck so bad and it's delicious
wow glenn close is running a mass surveillance state with dog shit prison conditions and she's somehow not even medaling in the top villian race here
peter's father figure is such a better villian than tony's and i'm so endeared to peter's tragedy allowance assholery thank you james and nicole i love you forever
this collector guy is so sinister
omg astral whalefall ecosystem
groot's so shaggy coded
getting turnt at the indoor murder dog race track
lmaooooo having a genuine moment with a hot chick while comparing her to kevin bacon dw she doesnt know who he is
"pelvic sorcery" lmaoooo gamora is such a warrior pilled nerd incel i fear he's perfect for her
oh rocket my little meow meow
escorted out of a casino fight to a trafficker's lair no one's doing it like these assholes
this guy would slay on one piece live action
sci fi planet hopper movie of all time there's world-destroying jewelry and the universal space federation currency is called units
damn emancipation suicide bombing that's a hopeless metaphor
and the trafficker survived but seemingly none of his victims great love that
except for the puppy whatever i'll take it
holy fucking shit idiot plot of all time the scale of destruction has been on an exponential incline and we're only halfway through
wow both of their kidnappers found them at the same time gamora and peter are such foils her kidnapper isn't even here bc she's just an object to him and his is extremely emotionally here bc in a disgusting way he's become attached and views him as a complex person the utter tragedy of both sides of this coin holy fuck
me and this racoon are kool aid manning outta here
omg they were besties this hurtssssss nebula when does your redemption arc start and please god don't say it's at your death
not the payload!! the so-called hot broad too ig. rocket i love you
omg drowning you in this yellow biological substance inside a dead god's hollowed head
i love this guy and his fuckass rocket shoes calling my kidnapping stockholm syndrome father figure to kidnap me again so i can save this hot chick and also get her kidnapped he's really genuinely doing his absolute best and he's being such a dick about it
omg insane way to go about field medical response (successfully!)
crash landing back into this dead gods hollowed head to rejoin the two idiots who didnt get themselves' kidnapped this movie is 100% the thank god i'm the only normal person here meme but i think rocket's repping it the hardest for sure
groot is me i would've said the same thing dude sometimes a gasp is the only appropriate response i need to know his repression
a naked guy, a half-naked guy and a cunty little jumpsuited guy set out a quest fueled by the power of friendship i love this movie (the half naked guy really needs the pick me up after not succeeding to defeat an entire army by himself. i love that they're showcasing genuine displays of one's inability to do it alone this is the kind of superhero ensemble i wanna see on my television)
oh fuck yeah nebula youre still a genocider but i'm so proud of you
oh peter my little meow meow your life sucks so bad
lmaoooo they're all so stupid
auto-cannibalizing through my praise
"bunch of jackasses standing in a circle" i love my little losers this is like an evil one piece variant
lmaooooo he's calling his arresting officer john c reilly so he come together with a military state to save the galaxy
i fear we let this critter get away with too much
these space pirates are so white trash it's delicious
"i dont know that i believe anyone is 100% a dick maam" imagine saying that to glenn close i love this movie
"they got my dick message" i truly can't believe marvel put together a truly silly group of traumatized assholes this is phenominal
nebula is at e-fucking-leven and i think she deserves to kill a significant percentage of this fascist military before they block her from moving on to civilians
no fucking way groot has bioluminescence this fairy magic dirtbag sweetheart i love him so dearly
my dickwad friend insulted me and then my bitch sister showed up
and then my dickwad friend blasted her out of my face so we're square
omfg w after w for the trauma bonded to protagonists villians here
and they went straight for the civilians cool cool that's fine and totally not thinly veiled pro us military power propaganda showcasing the villainous tendancies of our enemies we've genocided and exploited
lmaoooo baby's first attempt at a witty barb to pair with the killing blow
i wish so badly groot had subtitles
omfg amputating my hand so i can escape my sisters loving embrace and carjack her coworker that she def has a crush on
yet another film in this series chock full of driving through solid structures of the building or pseudo-building variety
groooooot screaming crying throwing up and he's looking so beautiful while he's doing it
they don't even have time to wallow in pieces of groot :(
and his last words were turd blossom incredible
and now it's getting freudian with interspecies worlds-saving polycule implications
incredible directing my brother delivering one of the most egregious villian heartening verbal expositions ever written
glenn close is letting me know im half god in front of the whole crew my life rules
this would be the exact government reaction in one piece except john c reilly would have been elected leader after the crew helped liberate the people of glenn close and her military super power
incredible king dipshit's gonna keep the crew straight for sure
noooooooooo his mom gave him that lame ass call sign this recontextualises everything omfg i feel so hard for him peterrrrrr
troll doll's going straight on the dash he's so proud and i really hope some part of peter knows father figure was protectecting him from a literal god in the best way he could
lmaoooo what is this total non-reaction to groot's resurrection and why is he pranking drax
this movie was so fun and the soundtrack AND the score fucked so hard i'm so endeared to literally all of these characters
this is how you write FUN assholes marvel
wtf the dog didnt leave?? i def remember her being characterized as a person in whatever was the most recent film where i saw her so that sucks
and why did the howard the duck cameo never pay off i want more creepy little beast freaks marvel
i truly didnt know what to expect here bc i dont think i've rewatched this film at all since first watching it in theaters and i'm so delighted by it. i knew i'd enjoy the characters bc it's james gunn but i'm so fucking relieved marvel didn't completely over-marvel it here
Groot first appeared in the pages of Marvel Comics' Tales to Astonish #13. In the story "I Challenged… Groot! The Monster from Planet X!" by Stan Lee, Larry Lieber and Jack Kirby, he was very different from the Groot we all know and love now. That issue hit the racks on June 27, 1960.
At the end of GOTG Vol 3, we finally understand Groot and what he’s saying – Gunn confirmed that Groot was literally saying “I am Groot” in the goodbye scene – but because we’ve spent so much time with him, we understood what he was really saying -- “I love you guys."
Which makes me wonder in GOTG Vol 1, did Groot actually say “We are Groot” or did we and the Guardians (minus Rocket) only understand a part of what he was saying, because we still hadn’t spent that much time with him?
Personally, I really like that idea and it’s now my headcanon.
The only question that remains for me – is what was Groot saying in that moment?
We are a family.
or
We are the Guardians.
or
We are friends.
The last one is extra devastating, considering Rocket would fully understand Groot, so he’s not only losing his closest friend of the last few years, but he’s also being reminded of when he last lost his friends as Lylla was saying “it’s good to have friends,” when the High Evolutionary killed her, which was soon followed by the murders of Teefs and Floor.
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