#we+

me and my oomfs are ALL advocating bad sex and erectile dysfunction. ALL of us

dick: *laughing* yeah, having three siblings---two older kids and two younger kids---gets pretty funny sometimes, y'know? its like, less four siblings and more two civilized beings and their demonic pets. we're constantly defending the actions of your own demonic pet to each other. like, someone'll leave the toilet seat up. i'll be talking to jason and he'll say, "Damian left the toilet seat up" all grumpy, right? and i'll be like, "dami would never do such a thing! it was totally tim." and jason'll get all pissed, saying tim would never be so uncivilized, while i point out that dami has never left a toilet seat up in his life, and we go back and forth for a while making cases for our little bros that arent' even there. then, in the end, turns out bruce did it or some shit. that's what it's like horrified reporter who just asked what having so many siblings is like: *gapes*