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Stray thoughts
1) Oh, wowā¦
This definitely reminded me of thisā¦
2) āShe is also a distraction I cannot afford right now.ā Too late, Doc, youāre officially distractedā¦
#swoon
3) This is exactly what happened and I cannot be convinced otherwiseā¦
But in all seriousness, itās quite interesting how Wynonna finds herself chasing any kind of feeling now that sheās done with the rage and revenge. The problem is, no matter how many revenants she puts down, sheās never going to get her family back and sheāll never get the forgiveness she so desperately craves. She needs to come to terms with these facts, and she needs to find a new purpose now.
I also find it interesting how she doesnāt find it hard to open up to Doc. For someone whoās quite closed-off and who puts up all these walls, she opens herself up rather quickly with the people she cares about.
4) Holy shit, sheās not messing aroundā¦
5) Oooh, this is gonna be like āWhen She Was Badā, right?
6) Wynonna is going to be psychoanalyzed on the day she decides to go bad. This should be interesting.
7) Man, this girl is all tough and shit but she definitely wears her heart on her sleeveā¦
DOLLS: We need to be careful, alright? You're not even a real deputy, Earp, come on.
WYNONNA: No. I'm just the one with the big-ass gun who sends the fiends of Hell to their deaths.
DOLLS: Technically, it's not the gun that kills them, it'sā¦
WYNONNA: Oh my God! You stupid government lackey, you left me in there with a bureaucratic sadist and I was alone and scared.
DOLLS: You're not alone, Earp.
WYNONNA: Or a murderer.
DOLLS: Okay.
WYNONNA: Just once, I want you to say it. That you care about me. Pussy.
Itās kind of refreshing to see this type of portrayal of women, you know? Sheās hard as nails but sheās also not afraid to express her feelings and show her vulnerability to others, and that doesnāt make her any less of a badass. You can be both, what do you know?
And not only did Dolls not tell her that he cares about her, but he also took away her badge. Uncool.
8) Oh, thatās a big promise, Wynonnaā¦
Thatās like calling bad luck, is all Iām saying.
9) OMGā¦
She made this poor dude piss himself. Guess the Bad Girl thing is already backfiring.
10) She finally got her wayā¦
11)
What is Drek, other than the witchās baby/son? Is he a Revenant or is he something else altogether? Iām thinking heās something else. And what does she mean when she says they āwill be godsā? All I can think of is she wants to sing in the meadowsā¦
12) āLord, girl, you need to blow off that steam.ā Please tell me heās going to bang off the steam out of her. Pretty please?
13) SWEET LORD JEBUS, PRAYER WORKS!
14) Soā¦ the Sheriff dismissed Nicoleās report of what she had experienced herself by defining āPurgatoryā as quirky. Riiiight. But then, he picked up her report from the trash. So, heās either waking up and starting to believe there are supernatural forces at work here, or he is the Sheriff because heās been in the know and assigned precisely to dismiss any type of supernatural claims ā a la Snyder in BTVS. Either way, I think it will be an interesting turn of events.
15) They are having two completely different conversations, and I love itā¦
NICOLE: Um, can we talk?
WAVERLY: Yeah.Yeah. God, we're totally overdue.
NICOLE: I'm not I'm not crazy, right? There's something going on here.
WAVERLY: No. You're not crazy.
NICOLE: Okay.
WAVERLY: I'm not sure I'm ready to get into it.
NICOLE: Why?
WAVERLY: Because it's different for me, right? And it's really personal.
NICOLE: But it's personal for everybody, right? I mean, they must know. People must whisper about it.
WAVERLY: My God, I hope not! No, I kind of only just discovered it. When I met you.
NICOLE: Me?
WAVERLY: Yeah. You're kinda special.
NICOLE: Okay, maybe a little bit more open- minded, but it's not like I have some mystical gift Ā or something.
WAVERLY: No, I get it. You're a lesbian, not a unicorn, right?
NICOLE: What?
WAVERLY: What?
āYouāre a lesbian, not a unicornā is such an iconic line. Also, thereās no reason you canāt be both, what do you know?
16) I still donāt know what Bobo is looking for, but I guess thatās it for Drek and his brother...
Iām guessing the reason Drek burned to death is that the Stone Witch used one of his brotherās bones to build him up, right? And who was Drekās father? I wonder if weāll meet himā¦
But I keep coming back to this question ā what is Bobo after? What is this āleadā the witch promised him?
17) *heart eyes* *fans self*
18) So Doc still wants to kill the witch, even though he now knows it will probably kill him, too. But Wynonna is having none of itā¦
Get it, boy? She doesnāt want you to die, she wants to keep you around.
19) Why didnāt Wynonna run after Doc? He couldnāt have run that far away in 5 secondsā¦
20) I really enjoyed the whole conversation between the Sheriff ā Randy ā and Dolls. I think Dolls is a bit arrogant and he underestimates how useful Randy could be. I also liked how Randy admitted that he figured out the real reason Dolls had set up shop in Purgatory a long time ago, but heād chosen to turn a blind eye because it didnāt really affect him and he strikes me as the type of guy who just wants to do his job, go home and have a beer. But now his own deputies ā and friends ā are getting hurt because of all the weird shit thatās been going on in Purgatory, and he wonāt have that. So heās decided to get involved.
Now, Iām not saying that heās not honest about his intentions, because Iāve totally bought his whole āletās work togetherā spiel. But Iām not dismissing but my other theory just yet. Thereās still that guy who was a judge or something who had the picture of the seven, so the Sheriff could still be playing lackey to the higher-ups.
21) Waverly just told Nicole that maybe they can be just friends, and Iām likeā¦
22) I LOVE HERā¦
23) Um, no, I donāt like this!
What the hell is going on? Is this some āIāll fight my own battlesā macho bullshit? Because I expect better than that from Doc. Or is it simply because he doesnāt want her to interfere with him killing the witch?
24) Canā¦ Bobo smell that Doc and Wynonna had sex? Thatās so creepy.
25) Itās really smart how Doc put Bobo into a no-win situation. He had to either let Doc go with the Witch or show his minions he wasnāt a man of his word, which would probably turn into a revolt against him. So he obviously chose the lesser of two evils.
26) What does Bobo mean by āI have a very special surprise for youā? What the fuck is he going to do?
27) I really like how supportive Gus is of Waverly, encouraging her to live her own life like she wants and with whom she wants, but I still donāt understand why she would sell the bar? And Iām afraid Boboās going to be the new owner. Is that his surprise for Wynonna?
28) Well, considering one of his minions just showed up at Shortyās asking for Wynonna, Iām guessing thatās going to be the case.
29) I donāt like thisā¦
WYNONNA: Who won't you make a deal with, huh? First a witch, then the Devil himself. You're nothing likeā¦ You're just nothing.
DOC: You can judge me all you want. What do I care for some broken woman's evaluation of my character?
Thereās so much subtext here is overwhelming. First, thereās Wynonna unfinished line āyouāre nothing like...ā I think she was going to say something along the lines of āyouāre nothing like I thought youād be.ā But that wouldāve shown vulnerability at a moment when she didnāt feel Doc deserved it. So she hits him where she knows it will hurt him most. And he pays her back in kind by calling her a ābroken woman.ā But we know heās not indifferent to Wynonnaās judgment of his character. On the contrary, it affects him greatly. Heās just probably trying to convince himself otherwise.
30) How many times are they going to point guns at each other in one fucking episode?!
31) So we finally know something about the origin of the Earp curseā¦
WYNONNA: Tell me about the Earp Curse.
CLOOTIE: The details are hazy, as that was my demon husband. Revenge for the death of our boys. Direct and manly and, quite frankly, boring.
WYNONNA: Not the first word I'd use.
CLOOTIE: Us girls like to take vindictiveness to the next level, don't we, Wynonna? And I wanted my own revenge on Wyatt, so I went after what Wyatt loved most. His best friend.
DOC: You're a liar.
CLOOTIE: I threw it a few juicy morsels like "health" and "longevity," and you were mine.
DOC: You tricked me.
CLOOTIE: When Wyatt found you buried in a whore's muff instead of underground, when he learned of our deal, his heart broke in two. Then I threw you down a well, so that even if Wyatt softened, came looking for youā¦
DOC: Did he?
CLOOTIE: And you got to spend decades in the dark, knowing your best friend despised you. John Henry. This whole time, you thought it was personal, but it's always been about the alpha dog.
DOC: You shut your lyin' mouth.
CLOOTIE: You're a good sidekick, dear "Doc," but you'll never be a hero. A perpetual second choice. But in the end, everyone chooses the lawman. Everyone.
So the Earp curse and Docās curse were two sides of the same coin, one cast by the witchās husband and the other by the witch herself.
What I find the most interesting, though, is the fact that Doc was Wyattās Achilles heel. What did she mean when she said that Doc was what Wyatt loved most? I canāt help but feel gay undertones in that. I mean, why else would Wyatt be so hurt to find Doc buried in a āwhoreās muffā? Were they ever romantically involved? Iām going with this theory and I love it.
Also, why did she look pointedly at Wynonna when she said thatĀ āin the end, everyone chooses the lawmanā? Does this mean Wynonna will choose Dolls over Doc at some point? Because I donāt want that!
32) I love how Wynonna used their previous conversation to talk Doc out of killing the witch right then and there.
33) OMG theyāre going to bury her in salt flats!
34) Yes!
WAVERLY: I've always wanted to do things that scared me. But, well, it's not so easy to be brazen when the thing that you want, that scares you to death, is sitting right in front of you.
NICOLE: I scare you?
WAVERLY: Ā Yes. Yes, you do. Because I don't wanna be friends. When I think about what I wanna do most in this world it's you. Oh God, that sounded so much more romantic in my head. Just jump in any time, Nicole, because I really, really don't know how to do this.
NICOLE: Oh, sure you do.
WAVERLY: Maybe I should just stop talking.
NICOLE: See, you're getting better at this already.
WAVERLY: Maybe you should stop talking too.
NICOLE: Maybe you should make me.
I knew they would become a thing, but I really wasnāt expecting to feel so much for them? Theyāre super sweet together but also super hot, and I definitely got all tingly inside watching them.
35) Soā¦ we still donāt know what āthe leadā is. We know what it is for, but we donāt what ā or who? ā it is. But I fear what Bobo might be able to do if he can break himself from the triangle and from Wynonnaās curseā¦
I really donāt know why they didnāt bury her completely. Oh, wait, is it because if they did, she would die and therefore Doc would die? Yes, thatās probably it.
36) Wynonna basically just asked Doc on a date, and Iām here for it.
37) So, Dolls faked a report of Wynonna passing the deputy exam or something.
38) Called it!
39) I guess that whole āno oneās ever taking anything from us againā thing instantly backfired, huh? What a packed episode, and there are only a few left in the season! I canāt wait where this all leads up to!
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