#wayne terrisborn

Get my man Wayne a Cryptid. He’d hit the 5th Ideal in like four days.

The greatest joke in all of fiction is in book four of mistborn where the low class kleptomanic main character is being chased by people "from the bank" for nearly half the book until it is revealed that the accountants claim he has too much money and beg him to PLEASE invest in SOMETHING

"Ain't nobody what knows the cow better than the butcher" is such an inspired and underrated quote from Wayne Terrisborn, and it being preceded by "Your grasp of the language is startling, considering how you so frequently brutalize it" from Wax only makes it better in every way!

I don't know what's more surprising: Wayne being into bondage or Sanderson doing light research into safe bondage practices

I'm rereading The Alloy of Law and the stupid amount of jokes about Wayne exploding is giving me ptsd. I'm not sure if Sanderson had his ending planned, but if he didn't, this ended up accidentally becoming a very sick kind of foreshadowing.

what did brandon sanderson say to the wax and wayne shippers? it's just a phase