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The greatest joke in all of fiction is in book four of mistborn where the low class kleptomanic main character is being chased by people "from the bank" for nearly half the book until it is revealed that the accountants claim he has too much money and beg him to PLEASE invest in SOMETHING
"Ain't nobody what knows the cow better than the butcher" is such an inspired and underrated quote from Wayne Terrisborn, and it being preceded by "Your grasp of the language is startling, considering how you so frequently brutalize it" from Wax only makes it better in every way!
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also i HAVE NOT finished The Lost Metal at the time of posting this, NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!!!
couldn’t decide on the fight club userboxes because the word “user’s” just looks kinda weird to me, but it is more accurate to the quote! so yay 2 versions. and 2 versions + a gif for bop!
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“Tyler’s not here. Tyler went away. Tyler’s gone.” from the Narrator in the movie Fight Club (1999) and maybe the 1996 book…?
“I have to believe in a world outside my own mind.” from Leonard Shelby in the movie Memento (2000)
“I’m a force of nature.” from Scout in the video “Meet the Scout”, which advertises the game Team Fortress 2
“You are whatever you want to be, Wayne. You’re the wind. You’re the stars. You are all endless things.” from Wayne’s mother in the prologue of The Lost Metal by Brandon Sanderson.
“I’ll be right back!” from Stu Macher in the 1996 movie Scream
“Everyone I know has magic powers” from the song “Everyone I know Has magic powers” (lol) by traptraptrap, also know as Devi Mcallion
“You can bop if you want to” from the song “Bop” by elybeatmaker. the song remixes clips of minecraft youtubers Skizzleman and ImpulseSV, and is also based on the song “The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats
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I'm rereading The Alloy of Law and the stupid amount of jokes about Wayne exploding is giving me ptsd. I'm not sure if Sanderson had his ending planned, but if he didn't, this ended up accidentally becoming a very sick kind of foreshadowing.
