#waterbert dispatch

Waterboy x Flambae x Robert

Credit to @/DeviationStatn on X

Waterboy x Robert x Flambae

Hurt-Comfort/Angst || Eventual Confession

Seeing Robert so happy with Waterboy made Flambae sick to his stomach. That should be him. It should be him that should be making Robert happy, not some good for nothing janitor. It wasn't his fault that Robert was a complete and utter idiot to his flirting. Watching the two of them talk at Robert's desk, seeing them share their lunch break together... It made Flambae seethe with anger.

Flambae's teeth gritted as he watched Waterboy and Robert flirt. Well, Robert was teasing Waterboy and Waterboy, for a lack of better words, was stuttering like a bumbling idiot. It angered Flambae beyond belief, knowing he wanted to be the one to flirt with Robert. He would have to get through this meeting before he would confront Robert about what was going through his mind. The meeting, however, would prove very difficult for Flambae.

He would have to stare at Waterboy, watching him look at Robert with an expression of pure... love. It was absolutely disgusting. Because... That should be him. They should be looking at him like that. The meeting went as usual, Robert his laid back self, giving a half assed pumped up speech and everyone else nodding along. He didn't, Flambae couldn't nod along. He didn't feel pumped up, just more angry. After the meeting, Flambae cornered Robert in the break room with his arms crossed.

""What's going on between you and Waterboy, Bitchbert?"" The question seemed to surprise Robert when Flambae had asked it.

""It's just... some inside jokes. Is there something wrong with two partners having inside jokes?""

Flambae should've punched Robert when he asked. Actually? He will. Robert grunted when Flambae punched him, holding his cheek when he looked back up at Flambae.

""What the fuck Flambae? What's gotten into you?""

Passerbys looked into the break room as they walked pass, their little quarrel bringing in unwanted attention.

""He's not good enough for you. There's someone better out there for you."" This comment... Well this comment from Flambae made Robert smirk.

""And you think you're better?""

Flambae sneered at the question, looking Robert up and down with an offended look. He was way outside of Robert's league, he wouldn't even think of gracing Robert with the ability of dating him. But... Would it be so bad?

""Oh, I am so better than Waterboy.""

""Well, we're looking for a third. It'd be nice to finally see you get over your massive ego and dick comparison competition.""

A single beat passed when Robert spoke, Flambae continuing to sneer as he looked Robert up and down once more.