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Joker: *skipping into the house with a snake-clown* hey guys! I bought this cute baby boi! What do I name him?
Batman: *jumps so high he hits the cieling and then crashes to the ground* Y-YOU WHA-T???
Watev'ra: *without even skipping a beat* William snakespeare.
Joker: :o
William: *hissyhissy*
Joker: :D
Everybody meet our pet.. William snakespeare. Much to the distress of bats
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Joker: BATS!
Bats: shh! *points at a sleeping queen*
Joker, whispering: oh..sorryyy
Bats, whispering: what's up babe?
Joker, whispering: I set the kitchen on fire
Parallels
Our "innocent" Lego babies
Before they officially hooked up with joker as a couple I imagine it was a bit like this
Bruce: *looking at joker stuff in his Batcave*
Bruce:
Bruce:he's kinda cute...
Watev'ra: he's a MURDERER!
Bruce: *let's her see some closer pics*
Watev'ra:
Watev'ra: but it's kinda cute..
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Almost getting caught Pt. 2
*watev'ra comes out of her bedroom* *she's in a nightgown* *it's late at night* *joker wanted cereal and she's going out to get it*
Wyldstyle: *playing video games with sweet mayhem and benny*.....watev'ra..?
Watev'ra: *mutters* ah brick.. Yeah? *turns around*
Benny: are you covered in...lipstick..?
Watev'ra: no..?
Wyldstyle:...whats the red lip marks and bite marks all over your body from..?
Watev'ra: bats....likes...to.....wear.........lipstick.. Sometimes..
Wyldstyle:
Benny:
Mayhem:
Watevra: hehe..?
Wyldstyle, turns back to the game: I always knew he wasn't that straight
Watev'ra: haha yea! *grabs the cereal*
Gettin caught
*vacation with all the legos* *but joker was smuggled in a suitcase so Emmet and wyldstyle wouldn't see him* *they are all worried about what they'll say about them being with a criminal*
Emmet: *knocks on the room their sleeping in* *batman opens the door*
Batman: *lipstick smeared all over him* *in a robe* no, Alfred, they haven't figured it ou--youaren'tmyAlfred.
Joker: *not wearing a shirt* *also has lipstick all over him but it's black* well who is it? Richie? *comes up*...........
Emmet: *gasps* *looks worried* a-are you cheating on a queen???
Batman: nononosshhhhh! He isn't here... Don't tell anybody.
Emmet:...wyldstyle!!
Batman: youlittle--
Wyldstyle: *comes*....*takes a picture* I'm sending this to her* *sends it* *the closet gets a notification*
Joker:
Batman:
Emmet:
Wyldstyle: *opens the door* *watev'ra in a towel, black and red lipstick all over her*.......hi
Bats is home
Joker: welcome home bats! Leave any common sense and sanity at the entrance!
Batman: nope I need those.
Watev'ra: *sneaking up behind him for the first night of a routinely tackle and tickle* not anymoooore~~~
Joker: *giggles and starts closing him in from the front*
