Fuck Yeah Watbatjokes

Ice Cream Cone: *sigh* *picks up megaphone* Bruce Wayne is heterosexual!

Batman: *bursting in through the window* Incorrect.

Mayhem: That's not--

Ice Cream Cone: Wait for it.

Joker: *flies into the room in a helicopter then falls out rolling on the floor laughing*

Mayhem: That's still not--

Ice Cream Cone: Shhhh.

Evsy, on phone: Huh I'm drawing a blank. Jokes did we do that?

Jokes, spraying copious amounts of cool whip on his pancakes: Entirely possible. Bats did we do that?

Bats:

Bats: Um, babes?

Evsy: Yes darling?

Joker: Yes sweetie?

Bats: Remember when we went to that museum?

Evsy: Of course hon'!

Joker: You bought me a T-shirt! ☺

Bats: Uh, remember that dinosaur we saw?

Evsy:

Joker:

Bats: The one I told you Was Not a Pet?

Evsy:

Joker:

Bats: The One I told you under no circumstances to steal? That one?

Evsy:

Joker:

Bats:

Evsy:

Joker:

Bats:

Evsy, shifting into a spaceship: JUMP ME JOKES!

Joker, hopping in: RUN HON'!

Bats *sighs, puts on suit*: Dick, your other parents stole a dinosaur again, you're in charge!

Dick: Oh Bat-Dad, they just wanted William to have a friend--

Jokes, holding up a one of spades: Is this your card?

Evsy: Uh, no?

Bats, whom they thought was asleep, shooting up in bed holding an eight of hearts: Is this your card?

Evsy and Jokes in unison: Holy shit!

Bats: You know what else is beautiful?

Both, in Unison: Joker~

Oh yea. Time to plan a Watbatjokes wedding.

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