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Who is a fussy eater and who will eat food even if they’ve dropped it on the floor?

hajime and tooru aren’t fussy, but they’re the ones making sure all of them have balanced diets to maintain their health! left to themselves, makki would be eating dessert in place of every meal, and mattsun loves convenience store food & instant food too much for his own good

Who constantly tries to get the other to shower with them?

mattsun and tooru love showering with each other, and with their two boyfriends! they always announce that they’re about to take a shower, and leave the door unlocked so that whoever wants to can join them. mattsun is a very physical lover, and gives the best back massages and scrubs while in the bath ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧

Who was popular in high school and who lies that they were just to impress the other?

tooru was popular with the girls, and hajime was popular with the guys! takahiro and issei love to tease tooru by fawning over haijme when they recount their high school memories (and also they love seeing hajime blush from his ears down to his chest)

Who is incredible in bed and completely knocks the other off their feet the first time they have sex?

they all had their first times separately with each other, but they all agree that issei is absolutely devilish in bed. he’s talented with his hands and tongue, and remembers each of their sensitive spots in detail. 

Who plays video games and who snuggles up next to them as they play?

tooru, issei and takahiro love playing video games! they often play together, especially in high school and university. on the rare occasion that hajime joins them, he usually beats them.

Who is horny ALL OF THE TIME?

despite issei’s main love language being physical touch, takahiro is insatiable. he loves exploring new kinks with his boyfriends after reading about them online/ in magazines, and his boyfriends always find the time to indulge him. good thing he has three loving boyfriends to satisfy him (❁´ω`❁)

Who is sleepy and cuddly ALL OF THE TIME?

tooru loves cuddling when sleepy, and issei sleeps better when holding someone in his arms. issei takes the longest to wake up in the mornings (afternoons? he and takahiro stay up till god knows what time, and only wake up slightly after lunch)

Who knocks on the other’s door crying at 4am?

tooru from having a fight with someone, or takahiro about something important to him. hajime only cries when he feels people are disappointed in him, and issei isn’t the type to show others when he’s angry or sad. he tries to deal with it by himself first. hajime and issei are super loving boyfriends who coo their crying boyfriends to sleep. they usually cook their boyfriend’s favourite breakfast or lunch the next day to cheer them up.

Who would have 10 pets if they could and who is adorably shy around animals?

hajime is surprsingly shy around animals, despite thinking they’re cute. the muscled oaf just doesn’t know how to interact with them, choosing to just observe them. tooru loves pets and often snaps photos to share it in their group chat. issei and takahiro like exotic pets, like gekkos, hedgehogs and frogs, while tooru and hajime prefer dogs or rabbits

Who takes like 10 minutes of persuading to get out of bed each morning?

issei, because he’s a sleepy head with a sleep schedule that’s haywire. takahiro can be persuaded to get out of bed if he smells a sweet breakfast like pancakes!

Who collects rocks and shells when they go to the beach and who thinks it’s dumb?

takahiro often collects things that remind him of his boyfriends and places it on their desks at home as a present! his boyfriends find it awfully endearing whenever they see a picked flower or brightly coloured seed along with a little handwritten note on their desk

Who picks fights for no reason just so they can have kinky sex?

issei has this super bad habit of getting into fights with hajime. he does this to rile his boyfriend up for some aggressive, domineering strength play and it drives hajime wild that he always plays into issei’s hands. these two seldom have sex together, instead often engaging in non-sexual intimacy, but when they do it’s either sweet vanilla or hella rough and hot

Who secretly admires the hell out of the other and thinks they’re the bravest person they’ve ever met?

everyone admires the hell out of hajime, and collectively agree he is the coolest boyfriend any of them have. tooru is the most passionate and hardworking, issei is the most loving and dedicated, and takahiro is their precious, fiesty, funny baby

Who has an adorable sneeze and who sneezes so aggressively they pull a muscle?

hajime has an aggressive old man sneeze, tooru has a shrill one and issei and takahiro are the normals ones in this relationship, surprisingly 

Who wants to have sex at work/school and who is terrified of getting caught?

issei is down to have sex anywhere, hajime is a strictly private person (unless his boyfriends scheme something that drives him absolutely wild), takahiro is an exhibitionist and /loves/ the thrill of being caught (he and issei have been caught multiple times, laughing with their pants around their knees as they try to runaway.) tooru’s had sex in semi-public places before— he enjoys the thrill, but doesn’t actually /want/ to be caught by anyone 

Who smells the hell out of the other’s shirts when they’re away but pretends that they don’t?

takahiro loves his boyfriend’s smells, and think about them often when they’re away at their highly demanding jobs, if his boyfriends notice a couple of shirts missing from their laundry, they don’t say anything~

Who believes in astrology and who doesn’t care and just wants the other to make out with them?

tooru belives in astrology for fun, and hajime just wants to kiss him to shut him up whenever he’s on a spiel about it

Who would survive the apocalypse and who wouldn’t stand a chance?

they’d make a pretty sick team, if they say so. tooru and hajime might die first, trying to sacrifice themselves for their boyfriends, but the four of them agreed that it was either all of them or none of them would want to make it 

Who is majorly ticklish and who is the tickle-attacker?

takahiro is sensitive all over, and his boyfriends all love to take advantage of that (❁´ω`❁) issei is major ticklish on his feet, but he puts in extra effort to make sure his devious boyfriends don’t find out (they do anyway, and he has to sleep with socks on for some time after that)

Who greatly exaggerates being sick every time they feel even a little poorly just so the other will take care of them?

issei, because he loves being pampered by tooru and hajime. tooru fusses over him, takahiro gives him extra cuddles, but hajime cooks for him, carries him to get a bath, and really babies him (or any of them who are sick), and issei never knew he loved having that kind of attention given to him until he met hajime

Here’s 1/6th of the project I’ve been working on for the last couple months!

All of The King’s Gambit’s characters, Don’t Starve Style Portraits! These are the first 12! Half of these belong to my wonderful spouse @lamianxious​ ♥

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August 13th - More oak wasp galls, which I’ve gone all out to find this year for no other reason than they fascinate me.

On a small sapling by the canalside track at Hopwas, hundreds of thousands of almost annular, ring-like growths on the leaves, looking maybe like fungus or some odd egg. These are the delightfully named common spangle gall for the flat ones, and silk button galls for the rounder, more sharply defined ones.

These are all created by the same mechanism - a small wasp injects an egg into the leaf, and a chemical coating the egg disrupts the plant DNA to grow the gall, which leaves a light patch on the upper surface of the leaf where nutrients have been leeched away by the larva growing underneath.