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Let’s give it up for the members of....RED VS BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarge: *Walks in loading shotgun* Sarge 2: What in tarnation! Sarge: By Jesus’s grapeshot, an imposter! Sarge 2: *Cocks shotgun* There’s only room for one sarge in the red army, and that sarge is me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tucker: *Walks in and ignites energy sword* Tucker 2: Careful not to cut your dick off with that thing, idiot. Tucker: Why would this be anywhere near my dick? Tucker 2: *Ignites energy sword* I know what you do behind that rock with it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Griff: *Walks in scratching balls* Griff 2: Did you wash that hand? Griff: When do we ever wash? Griff 2: *Hefts rocket launcher* Good, was worried for a moment. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wyoming: *Walks in cocking BR* Wyoming 2: It should be a crime to be so devilishly handsome. Wyoming: I would settle for nothing less than the death penalty as punishment. Wyoming 2: *Cocks BR* Well then do I have good news for you! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Church: *Walks in with sniper rifle* Church 2: So what are you now? Clone? Tortured AI? Me from the future? Church: Fuck if I know, I lost track of this back during that whole freelancer bs. Church 2: *Loads sniper rifle* Well than you won’t mind if I kill you to make my life a bit easier then. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doyle: *Walks in with two guards* Doyle 2: Men, I order you to arrest that imposter! Doyle: Steady on soldiers, this fool is trying to deceive you. Doyle 2: *Pulls out pistol* As if I would ever partake in such underhanded schemes! Have at you! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Felix: *Walks in twirling knife* Felix 2: I hope you don’t expect me to split the prize money fifty fifty. Felix:  Why would I share my winnings with a dead man? Felix 2: Straight to the murder; my kind of guy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Simmons: *Walks in writing notes* Simmons 2: Is that my notepad! Simmons: Your note pad? This is my notepad! Simmons 2: *Pulls out assault rifle* No touches my office supplies! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Caboose: *Walks in with freckles* Caboose 2: *slowly spins around in villain chair stroking freckles* We finally meet. Caboose: *Shocked gasp* I did not see this coming! Caboose: *Gets up from chair* Well you would have if you had read all those internet letters I sent you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wash: *Walks in rubbing head* Wash 2: You don’t need to do this; we can go back to the way things were. Wash: I don’t remember anything from before; save for how to hurt others. Wash 2: *Sighs sadly* Yeah…maybe that’s all we’re good for. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa: *Hologram appears* Santa 2: You have entered a restricted area; leave at once. Santa: It is you who have violated this space. Santa 2: *Hologram flickers* Violence authorized for expulsion. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Donut: *Skips into the ring* Donut 2: Looking at you now I know you’re not the original. Donut: We are exactly alike! Donut 2: *Takes out SMG* I beg to differ! I would never be caught with that tacky shade of pink. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doc: *Walks in charging plasma pistol* O’Malley: Miss me? Doc: Like I would miss a rectum rash. O’Malley: *Hefts rocket launcher* Then get ready for your placebo medicine muahahahah! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grey: *Walks in reading data pad but throws it away* Grey 2: You could harm someone like that. Grey: Then they would need to pay me for treatment. Grey 2: *Evil helmet glint* Genius! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaikaina: *walks in with twin smgs* Kaikaina 2: If we made out does that count as incest? Kaikaina: Or masturbation? Kaikaina 2: *Draws dual smgs* Finally, someone who asks the right questions!

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DC Trip

Being out west has made me realize how big the world is and how small we are, the state of Washington was an amazing experience and even better people to experience it with me.

One of the coolest urban legends in the PNW, Tacoma’s giant octopus!

November 7, 2017  Winter Already Here??? Wow, we had quite the weather around western WA this past week with snow falling and temps in the high 20′s and wind blowing...completely uncharacteristic of this area for this time of year.  Fortunately things are warming a bit so don’t hang up the fly fishing equipment just yet, there is great fishing to still be had so let’s get to it! First and foremost Puget Sound is fishing so well right now.  I know most think of this fishery when it is nice and sunny out but actually this is our favorite time to fish here.  Few anglers and fish that don’t have any idea how miserable you are standing there trying to catch them.  Surface flies and baitfish patterns with a few polychaete thrown in work great right now.  We use mostly floating lines and seem to do just fine so just our opinion but if that is all you have, no reason unless you want to to go buy a new line.  Don’t get us wrong, we have new ones waiting for you like the Airflo Beach line (which is coming in full intermediate in January) and Rio Outbound Short if you are itching for one, happy to set you up!  Fish 1x-3x tippet at about a 7 1/2 to 8ft leader.  Turns over flies better in the wind, leaves fewer flies on the beach behind you and even fewer in the fish when you get too excited on the hook set. Yakima and Cle Elum are in full BWO mode right now and we have been loving the micro spey rods from everyone lately, swinging emergers across and taking both the rainbows and cutts on the swing...yes, the swing.  Adult and emergers in 18-22 are working great, slow down and work the obvious water, you will find more success this way than trying to cover miles of river with our shortened daylight. Rather funny when you think about all the talk out there about the dead drift of both a dries and nymphs but very few discuss how incredibly well a swung fly represents the emergence of these insects.  Give it a shot, next time your fly comes tight at the end of the drift, let it swing towards shore... Steelhead season is so close we can taste it.  For those who like swinging flies, if it wasn’t obvious, this is all we do so if looking to book for the Olympic Peninsula this year, do so soon as we book up pretty early, especially for weekends.  Call and set up your trip now for the Hoh, Queets, Sol Duc and Bogachiel.  We will also be on the Skagit in January so book now!  206-708-7250