#waryl

I rewatched the last season of letterkenny and I need to post this somewhere

Wayne has been at the lions den- or whatever these degens fucking called the trash heap they hang out at- every night, watching out for his best buddy. That first Saturday night, Wayne knew Daryl was in deep shit. It took pertnear every fiber of his being not to march out there, grab Darry by the collar, and drag his ass back home.

But he didn't. Instead after a hard, long day of chorin, Wayne found himself in the bush, just watching his best buddy from afar. Saturday night was approaching, and he felt his heart clenching like it was wrapped in a fist. McMurray was still holding strong that if Darry was a degen then he was no friend of McMurrays. And if McMurray wasn't on board, then Wayne didn't know how he'd get anyone else to help pull Darry outta there.

Friday night, Wayne thought he got through to Daryl. Friday night, Darry wasn't anywhere to be seen at the lions den. Wayne was ready to pack it up and head out, when he saw something down the road that stopped his heart. Well, if Darry wanted to get hot and sweaty with some degen girl and her degen brother, Wayne guessed that wasn't any of his business.

Broke his fuckin heart, tho.

Saturday came and Wayne finally was able to jump into action. When he wrapped his arms around his best buddy, it felt like wrapping his arms around home. In the afterglow of a good scrap, Wayne slid over some puppers to Darry saying how he was sorry for taken him away from a sweetie, but she was still no good for him. Darry agreed with a tight frown. The face he made when something was bothering him. The same face that Wayne reflected when he showed up to the lions den at 3 am.

Wayne came home covered in blood at 4 in the morning. Katy and Daryl were asleep on his bed, probably waiting up for him. Wayne didn't want to bother them, and he wasn't the one hurt, so he showered, threw his shirt away and settled into bed.

And if no one saw the degen brother-sister duo in town ever again, well no one ever asked Wayne.

TLDR; Wayne saw Darry getting nonconned by Mickey and his sister. Wayne goes back after rescuing Darry, and kills Mick, and the sister leaves town immediately.

Wayne: I wake up at 5 am every day to start hay.